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@ClarksonsFarm1 People over 70

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@Ghostofcynthia Bad day?

Fucking cowards in England and Australia slithering out today in unison like the spineless fucking cucks they are. Look at these gutless wonders, too fucking terrified to stand for anything real. Spineless jellyfish with no balls, no backbone, just a collective circle jerk of weakness. England and Australia, both bending the knee in perfect sync like the pathetic beta bitches they've become. Disgusting. Absolute fucking cowards, every last one of you. The world sees you for what you are: soft, sniveling, spineless cucks who couldn't grow a spine if it was handed to you on a silver platter. Hide in your safe little islands, you worthless pricks. History will remember you as the generation that folded like cheap lawn chairs. America will never forget! Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

@NoContextBrits The fuck out of there 😂

In Five Guys with a tenner. What can I get?

@_BarnyO A reach

A group of short people coming is called what?🤔

@JeremyClarkson Houses of Parliament have been there for years mate.

I wonder if Starmer got planning permission for the donkey shelter he built?

@ClarksonsFarm1 It’s all relative if you eat in spoons it’s going to seem expensive, if you eat in restaurants it’s more than fair. Plus it’s an experience, breath taking location. You wouldn’t eat there all the time if you’re not local. it’s a destination / occasion enjoy it!

With free will you can literally choose what to spend your money on, so why do some have to moan. Supporting local economy, Providing local jobs and supporting British farmers, all while providing a public service! Prices reflect the quality of the food and service which is excellent!

@GeraintThomas86 @LeTour @INEOSGrenadiers Good luck & enjoy 👊🏻

Right then, Tour de France #14. The emotions and feelings the day before are the same as they were 18 years ago, when I was the youngest 👶🏻. Now I’m the oldest 👨🏻‍🦳, which I’ve been told a few times 🤣 Can’t wait to get stuck in with the boys. One last time. See you out there 👌

Today is the ninth anniversary of the Brexit vote. In the form of a meme or a gif, how do you think it’s going?

@CaptainDznuts @Pewshamboy this you?

@ReddCinema Double D

what’s his rap name?

@Pewshamboy @GWRHelp Always moaning

Chaos this morning @GWRHelp. 0549 from Chipps stuck at Swindon for 45 mins. Now terminates at reading… #gwradventures

@NoContextBrits @trevorsandy1

@oasis It won’t sell out so let’s not push our luck ?

@Pewshamboy @anonymous_darts I live for that 🤣

@anonymous_darts @_mrpescado 🤣

Me and my mate when we get the bonus on Fishin Frenzy on 20p spins

@anon_opin Cricket 🏏

Literally any sport can be understood within fifteen of seeing it for the first time, at least to the level of being able to recognise good and bad play. Anyone who looks at, say, BMX freestyle and claims they can't tell a good from a bad run just isn't paying attention.

@AMAZlNGNATURE What did he say to his boy before he left ?

nice

Who remembers Lockdown 2020 - well in the UK we practically had wall to wall sunshine EVERY single day between March & June. Now it’s peak UK Summer & I’ve only seen Blue Skies & the sun one day of 13. What wasn’t happening during lockdown? Again not a coincidence.

@Pewshamboy @CIRA_CSU @severeweatherEU Thanks for the update mate 🤣

@CIRA_CSU @severeweatherEU @_mrpescado 💨

Hurricane Beryl batters Jamaica with life-threatening storm surge, destructive winds, and heavy rainfall as the cyclone passes south of the island nation. Beryl is forecasted to bring similar tropical conditions to the Cayman Islands overnight.

@StevenQ74 @Motorsport He’s never had a competitive car in F1

Do you agree with the reigning back-to-back #Indy500 champion? 🤔 🇺🇸