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Brocode 001: A Bro should always pray to God coz he’s the biggest Bro.

@Lil_Ace9 Oh mehn💔

"Nothing feels better than dih" Fvck you Khalid

Khalid said he was gay and all his fans dropped him

@Declectic Mutual?

@_northwoods2000 Aha! Thank you for the clarification.

My CEO asked if I wanted to see the dome in Abuja at night. I said, no thank you. They had just paid salary but they didn't pay everything. As he was leaving, he told me accounts had something for me. I went to accounts, they gave me my balance and asked "why are you leaving us?"

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

@GG34water @Osi_Suave No gree reach 40 like this o

@Osi_Suave Shut up... if wisdom dies with you it's just useless. Progress and outcome is part of the journey. You won't see tweet like this who shows off real bad. but this is not show off, it's proof the Lord has done it

You live in Nigeria and you are risking your life like this.

@Declectic No I mean, that honestly wasn’t enough reason to get sacked 😂😂 It’s actually funny when you think about it.

@_northwoods2000 You wanted more?

@bigjosh_0 @drizzy1km Funny thing is that, he could be living a life, driving cars some doctors/consultant can never experience lol

@drizzy1km Doctor is one profession that can not be undermine

Surgeon is reserved only for medical specialists not some Barber.

omo i jus wan go far in life.

First day at my office lesgoo, here is my desk.

In Korea, due to the high level of trust and security, there are self service shops with no attendants. You simply pick what you want and pay with your card.

@kingxxz1 @Mairo_Mbs Nothing them fit do 😂😂

@Mairo_Mbs Make Nigerians no hear this update 😂

People still saw me as competition at my lowest, that’s when I knew.

i hate overfamiliarity. i'm not your friend.

There is no god, no satan, no heaven, and no hell. They're all made up.

silent move una, I wan use film k!ll myself.

I have a friend who used to skip lectures during our university days to join smugglers driving cars across the border into Nigeria, bypassing customs checkpoints on the way to Ado Ekiti. He would often narrate how customs officers sometimes opened f!re on them. He came close to d£ath several times, yet somehow survived every encounter. After graduation, we all went our separate ways. He returned to his hometown in Ife-Wara, Osun where he ventured into charcoal production. Many nights were spent deep in the bush burning wood to produce charcoal. During that period, he also had another near-death experience after being bitten by a snake, but he survived again. Shortly after recovering, his visa to the United States was approved, and he relocated there to hustle with determination and resilience. One day, he showed a small act of kindness to a white man who worked in one of the top government ministries in Arizona. The man gave him his card and told him to call on the 15th day of the next three months. When he finally called, the man asked what kind of help he needed. He assisted him in obtaining a license permit that allowed him to ship cars from the U.S. to Nigeria without hassles, and he did it without collecting a dime. Today, he competes with companies like Coscharis Motors as one of the biggest car importers into Nigeria. Imagine someone who once spent nights dodging bullets while smuggling cars from Cotonou to Ado Ekiti just to pay school fees now flying business class from the U.S. to different countries around the world. When he visited Nigeria and came to my place, he narrated how thousands of dollars flow into his account without him even keeping track of where some payments came from. That is how drastically life can change. Just keep moving. A moving man will always meet his luck. Tough seasons are not permanent, and sometimes one opportunity, one relationship, or one act of kindness can completely transform a person’s life trajectory.

@maxiron_n @Michael00905301 @SteveNdukwu Bro is talking to himself

@Michael00905301 @SteveNdukwu You cant read?

I am on a plane in Europe, cabin crew told us to connect our phone to internet for free and use it … But in Nigeria I am always told to switch of my phone… Can Someone explain this to me like I am a 5 year old child?

@Michael00905301 @SteveNdukwu You can’t comprehend statements before dropping a comment? 😭

@SteveNdukwu This was not your previous stand. I don't think there are any airlines that will not allow you to use your phone. The instruction is that, you need to put your phone in flight mode, whenever the flight is ascending or descending, after the, you can do whatever u want ur gadgets

If you want to buy cheap cars,go to places like Kano,Sokoto, Borno,and the far Northern states. The only problem is that some of those cars don't have custom duties 😂😂😂😂😂.

Omo realest talk My secretary office caught fire and other people were busy going in doing eye service, I just told her it’s well, show little concern and never go back to the office side. All of a sudden she came to my office telling my other colleagues that went for eye service saying now she knows people who like her in this company and I’m not involved.

@jayhemz lol. As long as you’re someone who moves with confidence and carries himself with a sense of worth, the Nigerian corporate space is not for you.

I was sacked after I told a Nigerian MD, "respectfully Ma, please don't talk to me in that tone." They set up a "disciplinary committee" shortly after that statement, and sacked me 2 days later. These things fester because people are too cowardly.