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[Calling a guy for the 1st time] Him: Hello Me: Helloooooo!!! *in Mrs. Doubtfire's voice* *panics, hangs up*

Men don't realize their superpower is safety. A woman will do anything for a man with whom she feels mentally, emotionally and physically safe.

female rage is watching the most evil man you ever met deny all the things he's done & pretend he’s a good person

@RandyS888 ❤️❤️❤️

@_notthatsweet_ I will never get tired of seeing your face. ❤️

if i felt like i did the week of ovulation all of the time it would be over for you fuckers

when he’s yapping about his interests like a cute lil nerd

A girl on TikTok said: My Roman Empire is the fact that I was in a relationship with someone for five years, and it only took another guy two weeks to show me everything I deserved. And when I told him I've never had someone treat me this way before, his genuine response was: "that makes me so sad, cause all I'm being is kind to you. I'm not special. And you shouldn't think this is."

would you be mad if your gf wore their exes flannel sometimes??

i wonder how many times they had to forgive eachother to get here

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

FREE HER!

When you meet a serious person, you really realize that men do not waste time when they want you.

@BrianW196 Thank you! 😊

@_notthatsweet_ You look beautiful 😍 Happy Easter

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@Mudhenjoe Not as much as they miss me 😬

@_notthatsweet_ You’re gonna miss us men.

single and ready to swear off men for the rest of my life.

tomorrow is yesterday in two days

@BrianW196 I’m still with him. I got tired if elons twitter. Which is sad because boy did i have a lot of things happen in the last year that would have made good tweets. 🤣

@_notthatsweet_ Last I knew you had a new boyfriend. Did you take a break from here because of that? Are you back because??

so what have i missed?

if a guy ever spreads a rumour that you had sex with him, don't deny it. use it. tell everyone how bad he was, make up weird fetishes, say he moaned his mother's name, destroy him