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The fact that this is not a voiceover is sending me🤣🤣

@tessysmitha She doesn't deserve it. There is nothing to talk about. You did not judge her action, you are judging his reaction. Talking to her is just giving her an opportunity to insult his intelligence

Make we no lie, money dey this car spotting thing oo! This guy just dey cash out 😭

I pay my rent solely through commissions and today my dad asked abt my rent and when I told him how much i paid for the year he yelled...

This DSTV no get content ? Why always repeating things ?see as the Werey Dey repeat only Madrid match like say Barcelona own no Dey their video memory. After this subscription finish, them no go see my money again.

So when I die, Two angels will come to my grave and start questioning me in Arabic, If I don’t understand, they'll torment a Yoruba boy just for not speaking Arabic in the grave😂

Not having stable electricity means that your water supply would be epileptic and so you wouldn’t be able to take showers with your partner because you’re managing water. This means that you’d have nobody to help you wash your back and your back will be dirty. This might cause friction in the bedroom when your partner is kissing your back and they taste dirt. Get your PVC, we have to vote this party out so your relationship can be saved.

My shyness has this exception where if someone is as shy as i am or even more, i suddenly develop another personality that's extremely extroverted just to save the other person.

Lady reveals the shocking reality that follows after the end of a luxury relationship

“Inside INEC office in Rivers State and I’m seeing Tinubu’s ‘Renewed Hope’ billboard inside INEC.” — A man cries out after spotting President Tinubu’s “Renewed Hope” billboard inside an INEC office in Rivers State, a body expected to remain neutral and unbiased.

You ask how I pulled 34 million impressions in 6 days when I posted a lot of ai videos, collabo with TG Omori, ate from Barcelona downfall, posted about my normal daily activities, bought 3 months blue ticks for 84 people and quoted them I don’t have a niche, I’m the niche.

Biggest rule in a relationship is no matter how mad you are at your partner !!!! You do not go and seek attention from someone else!!!! You sit your A$$ there and make it right because that's your person!! if you can easily go to someone else you don't love the person you with.

Before I been dey look forward to marriage as the next big chapter in a man’s life But una don cast everything.. nowadays I just dey treat Twitter like my diary, log in talk my mind and gbese

Most people still don’t understand the value of constant electricity, like you fit no get bar, but you go just happy say light dey, you fit charge your phone, do data, find money. No electricity is such a buzz kill.

@XcessCars Car no be food

The hardest thing in this car business is to get customer continuously.

POV: You Grew Up With a Naked Mom and Don’t Realize How Deeply It Shaped You:

Atiku is out to kill the momentum of the ADC and to bring division too He’s attacking and talking down on kwankwaso because people are demanding for kwankwaso ticket with Obi Any ticket that fails to present PeterObi and kwankwaso is another CITY BOYS MOVEMENT

Living in abuja and using 17 pro max with cyber truck and other exotic cars but you’re still a lame pussy ass nigga, sad stuff fr.

Date cancelled 💔 We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm. We spoke in the morning and afternoon. 30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it. I suggested she change to another dress, look for another dress on her wardrobe. After like 10 minutes, she texted me and asked "if I can send her some money to buy a new dress at the boutique". I still never reply💔

Foodstop ti tan 😂😂😂