Adam Johnson

@jonkudelka Billy’s the goodest boy. ☺️

Nice Sunday drink with Billy.

@NickKnudsenUS Approximately half of your voting population sadly. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Who in their fucking literal right mind would support a man this fucking stupid to be the leader of the free world? I REALLY don’t get it. Somebody PLEASE explain it to me.

This lesson can't be learned quickly enough

@JoJoFromJerz three pens

What will Steve Bannon’s prison name be?

@RpsAgainstTrump hypocrite

Describe Nikki Haley in ONE word.

@MFWitches @tanya_plibersek You win twitter today 👌🏻

@tanya_plibersek Great. Now do Rupert Murdoch and Kerry Stokes.

There’s no place in social media for harmful and violent content. We’re cracking down.

@jonkudelka Billy is the handsomest boy.

Studio dog in residence

@TheOnlyEsta yes

A simple YES or NO question. Would you vote for Pete Buttigieg in 2028?

Donald Trump was the first president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice. He was the first president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term. He was the first president in 28 years to lose re-election. He lost the most jobs of any president since Herbert Hoover. He lost the Trump University case, the fake charity case, the NY business fraud case, the E. Jean Carroll sexual assault and defamation case, he lost a lawsuit against The NY Times, lost countless appeals, lost 61 lawsuits related to the 2020 election, lost the state of Georgia three times, lost Pennsylvania, Arizona, Texas & Wisconsin twice, and he even managed to lose 8 times at the friggin Emmy Awards. He’s under 4 indictments, facing 91 felony charges and to date, he’s been ordered to pay more than a hundred million dollars in penalties with a potential $370 million more in the week ahead where he may also lose his right to engage in the state's real estate industry for life and be barred entirely from doing business in New York. All of this, while he’s been saying that windmills kill whales, that magnets stop working when wet, that he ran against Obama, that E. Jean Carroll is a political rival and that Nikki Haley was in charge of security on January 6th, for which one could ostensibly make the case that in addition to everything else he’s been losing — he is also losing his damn mind. He once said there would be so much winning people would get sick of it. When in reality, when it comes to Donald Trump in the last several years, there’s been nothing but losing. He was right about one thing however — we are sick of it. And by it, I mean him. We like former presidents who aren’t losers and at the end of the day, Donald Trump is a loser, maybe the biggest loser in history. Many people say so. The best people. Believe me.

@tanya_plibersek Off topic, but the fact that the press club is openly sponsored by a big bank astounds me.

A snap from the Press Club on Thursday where the Prime Minister announced our tax changes. Under these changes every single taxpayer will get tax cut and more Australians will get a bigger cut. Good for everyone.

@ProjectLincoln Shawshank Redemption

Name this foundation shade.

@F1 Sprint is stupid, get rid of it.

For the final time this season... It's #F1Sprint week, everybody! 🤩 #F1 #BrazilGP

Downfall: Rate Limit Exceeded

Hello @abcnews Australia. A seismic geopolitical event is currently underway in #russia and your coverage is really shit. History will judge your newsroom poorly.

@tanya_plibersek Brought to you by the same person that just approved a new coal mine 🤦🏻‍♂️

One year of better protecting and restoring our environment. Lots more to do.

@taniadebono_ TikTok makes me feel both old - and glad to be old.

I do feel like TikTok has ruined the mystery of this world. Nothing is sacred anymore.

@TheRickWilson To disguise their big tummies.

Why do they all stand like centaurs?

@tanya_plibersek This is awesome, but if you keep approving new coal and gas plants, those little tots won’t have much of a future.

Great news: our first changes to Paid Parental Leave have just passed the Parliament. From July, we’ll have a single Paid Parental Leave scheme, with parents able to share their 20 week entitlement in a way that suits their family.

@murpharoo How is @tanya_plibersek approving new coal and gas operations? Has there been a justification that I’ve missed? Or do mining companies have saucy pics of literally everyone in public office? #auspol

@washingtonpost The inmates seem to have taken over the asylum.

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) announced that he had sent subpoenas to the CEOs of Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Meta and Microsoft seeking information on “the federal government’s reported collusion with Big Tech to suppress free speech.” wapo.st/3xoYAoL