Phix 🇨🇭

@celibatedoll 4/5 not bad

Let me guess.. You’re 5’6 You like sports You raped a girl but you regret it You value god and your Family You’re trying your hardest to change

So many tourists nowadays. What happened to my sport?

We are not calling it that lil bro 😭

@AlphaLabx I thought Asians were good at math, wtf is this

If you're broke, just focus on making $50 a day. $50 x 7 = $350 a week $350 x 30 = $10,500 a month $10,500 x 12 = $126,000 a year Whatever it takes, making 6 figures ain't that hard.

@thothxmr Gl

just got booked on my first crypto podcast $20k/episode bro with a dog pfp reached out on Telegram and walked me through everything now i just need to install their software and connect my wallets to their weird website and get verified excited to start, wish me luck

@Marmittaaa Davide Calabria mio padre vero

vedo un calabrone che aveva un le ali bagnate ed una anche rotta ho cercato per 30 minuti di farlo volare, poi l’ho messa in una zona sicura dove morire da Re ma continuava a provare a volare: un insegnamento pazzesco: cadeva e riprovava alla fine l’ho uccisa, soffriva troppo

Ok but fuck Basel tho nvm September is my month

August's gonna be my month.

Grazie Franco per quello che ci hai insegnato, sul campo e fuori dal campo, con la tua leggendaria carriera. Una bandiera è per sempre. Ps. Aggiungo: 39 volte grazie. Gli juventini capiranno. @acmilan @juventusfc

@L9HitlerDroben It's always the best ones who go too soon. Rip Ap0. You were too wise for this world.

just like ap0 said u can int 20 games in row but if 1 game hits frontpage reddit u will get banned

jesus se ele fosse americano

@Jeremybtc Damn. From brokers to broke just like that

My Korean friend sent me this today

@GeorgianFooty Is the Conference League bro nothing makes sense. Each team is at the same time the best and the worst one you've ever seen on a football pitch.

This has to be the most ridiculous tie I’ve ever witnessed. Like how is this even possible

@gamblito22 Il porco dio alla fine lo so che viene dal cuore

I need therapy

Mi scuso a nome di @Azione_it con Salvini per l’uso di questo termine. E’ una cosa grave, moralmente sbagliata e anche inutile quando, per descrivere Matteo, si possono usare parole come: inetto, ignorante, incapace, impreparato, ipocrita, inadatto, inutile..e questi sono solo gli aggettivi che iniziano con la I.

@vthkrl 🏀🔫

The most Indian post ever made

@nuel_irl People will just say anything nowadays

Technically, Polyphemus was basically just a big baby Cyclops and meant no harm His sheep weren’t livestock to him, they were his friends. He never k!lled any of them because they all played together. That’s why he was genuinely heartbroken when Odysseus k!lled his favorite sheep​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ #Odyssey

@TatticaPassata If you told me that this was a slander compilation from a Messi fan, I would believe you.

Not only have I lived long enough to see Ronaldo become so disrespected by his haters on this platform that he's somehow turning into an underrated player, but now even people from his own fanbase are making it worse. I watched only the first 5 goals in this compilation and 3 of them weren't even assists. You've got to be kidding me.

cristiano ronaldo is the rare kind of person who is undoubdtedly the salieri, by far superior to all his peers except one, who happens to be the greatest of all time