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May you be protected from eyes that are secretly not happy to see you win in life.

I Lost my wallet in Tokyo. Like completely lost it. I had all my cards, my cash, everything. I was freaking out. Went back to every place I'd been that day. Nothing. Went to the police station to file a report, not expecting anything. The officer asked for my name and address where I was staying. Went to check the lost and found. I came back with my wallet. Everything is still in it. All the cash, all the cards, even receipts I didn't care about. I was shocked. Asked where it was found. He checked the report and said "Family Mart, Shibuya. Turned in by an employee 20 minutes after you left." I went back to that Family Mart to thank whoever found it. The employee who turned it in wasn't there, but his coworker said he'll pass along the message. I asked what the person's name was so I could come back. The coworker looked confused and said "he doesn't need thanks. It is normal to return a wallet." Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Of course you return a lost wallet. Why wouldn't you? I'd been living in the US too long, I guess. Forgot that some places, doing the right thing is just... normal.

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

me googling the number that just called me instead of answering

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??

comment j'etais heureux quand y avait ce genre de cadeau dans les paquet de cereales

Déjà il appelle Twitter X, pourquoi on discute avec lui ?

how i feel when i double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

We built this shit brick by brick

Toi t’aurai fais mieux peut être ? C’est toujours les gens aux chômage qui ont mm pas le bac qui tweet ce genre de choses de leur canapé avec un gros pot de glace

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

Tell me I'm wrong...

Et qu’est-ce qui vous fait croire que je décroche les appels déjà

Mon pote anglais qui habite en France depuis 2 mois qui découvre le mois de Mai 😭

I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.

Woopsies

I'm this old 😭

your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you. so live a little

This is me

how it feels to have a friend who doesn't require constant texting to maintain friendship cause we both understand life gets busy