heron ⛅️

@zfj2N8L9EP76947 i giggled to myself and maybe wistfully patted my belly

@zfj2N8L9EP76947 I LOLED

faggor

i hope it’s this one

@zfj2N8L9EP76947 who's that charming vixen 😳 seems awfully familiar

Ice cubes on our tongues because we like to keep it freezy

beta read* whatever the term is 😭

i wish i could beta strangers' fics for free. just like get me in there coach

For those who were asking how they can support the African nurses whose homes were burned down in Belfast two weeks ago, there is a link here! Please share!

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt* *gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

the Chinese cooked with 中. like yep that's in the middle.

Bruise

@guappr of course it's a deftones fan omg

real people irl: 'hey have you played this game' 'oh yeah my favourite youtuber played it so i watched their playthrough it was super interesting' 'oh sweet who's your favourite character'

@lowkirklories and she posted a follow-up tiktok where she refused to apologize or delete the vid 💔 she genuinely said something like "it's obvious i'm not racist" and called it a day

@pestowitch author said she read my comments to her husband bc they made her laugh so much

I LOVE when fic authors respond to my comments I’m like :) I’m gonna get a good grade in commenting :) which is something that is normal to want, and possible to achieve :)

i think it's beautiful that the concept of chuunibyou is universal

Doctors Without Borders personnel are trading aid for sex and coercing women to have sex in exchange for aid in Sudan

@cheddarplums i just perpetually have "colon vs semi colon vs em dash" open in a separate tab because i get worried 😭

writing fanfiction will have you googling shit like you were born two days ago (and maybe i was, oh my god)