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happy international women’s day

This has to be photo of the year. Zelensky is the entire world outside of MAGA.

After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.

Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up

This is getting good

i feel like not enough people are talking about caroline kennedy saying RFK put small animals in blenders

The real size of Animals ~ A Thread🧵 1. The size of Crocodile 🐊

if u need me this is where I’ll be

i think it’s so funny when men are like ‘women are being so dramatic about all of this you’re fine’ when there are literally people who think like this

a lot of people lack basic manners and decency and think it makes them cool and edgy. learn table manners, don’t show up to things empty handed, write cards, talk to your neighbors, hold the door for people, etc. you don’t even have to be THAT nice just be considerate.

hahah i cannot handle people who always have ~something~ going on. Like fucking chill. Or stfu. Or literally anything else

my food fixation rn is lifesaver mints like i LOVE them

Last week this couple sat at my bar then couldn’t pay so he gave me her engagement ring for collateral and all i said was ok great

Whyyyy have i been having school dreams? Like stressed about grades and missing class???

The way my bracket is in 1st place hahahahahah

Been off all week bc my job is closed and I’ve had the BEST timeeeeeee i don’t want it to ever end. Unemployment is my dream

UGH i loveeee the end of the day and scrolling jewelry websites 😭 my fave thing ever

Ben affleck’s Dunkin commercial was my Super bowl. And i didn’t even hear what they said. But im sure i love it

Does anyone else have a phobia of dirty water like i just live perpetually dehydrated bc im terrified of contaminated water