El Fin Del Mundo

The God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob is Jesus Christ. Therefore i hereby confess there's no God but Jesus Christ. No one goes to The Father, creator of all, if not through Jesus Christ. He outpoured The Holy Spirit, that comes from The Father. And founded The Holy Orthodox Church.

Rejoice, unshakable tower of the Church, rejoice, impregnable wall of the Kingdom. Rejoice, through whom trophies are raised, rejoice, through whom enemies are overthrown. Rejoice, healing of my body, rejoice, salvation of my soul. Rejoice, O Bride unwedded.

When you're a MAGA Christian on vacation in Israel and try to get in the bomb shelter

@DanielvsBabylon Yes, happiness is indeed a side effect

Marriage is for holiness more than it is for happiness.

How to deal with witches

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@EcceAnimaMea Correct me if i'm wrong but aren't deacons allowed to give sermons if a higher authority expressively tells him to do it?

My priests told me deacons are traditionally not permitted to give homilies or sermons on the Gospel

“The lover of silence draws close to God. He talks to Him in secret and God enlightens him.” - St. John Climacus

@HosannaHosannaa @andresorthodox Lmao double sin and in the middle of lent

@andresorthodox And then claiming it’s his priest which is both gossip and possibly bearing false witness. Absolutely wild😭😭 I guess we’re doing something right to piss these demonic people off

"We don't know if this is his actual priest" Literally OP:

Chuck Norris: “Real men live for Christ” "It's important to make your peace with Christ while the opportunity exists. Life is so fragile. You never know when it's going to be over." "It could be over in the blink of an eye, and then it's too late to accept God's gift of salvation..."

@VRechello @truth32935 @Michaeldudufudu So jesuits being jesuits. lol

@_rod_lander_ @truth32935 @Michaeldudufudu Its made from the Roman Jesuit Nestle Text, as in by the hands of f6gs and man hating feminist women.

Do they even read The Bible?

@JWWRlancs @banterwithb How do you know it wasn't autocorrect in my case too? In any case, even if "i don't know english", the meaning of the sentence was not lost in that mistake, as it is when confusing the sectarian theories of solo and sola scriptura.

@_rod_lander_ @banterwithb You said knew and not know because you don’t know how to speak English, yet you are lecturing me over a letter from autocorrect

The irony of this guy simultaneously knowing what Jesus thinks and claiming we don't know what He said

@trad_west_ Chuck Norris looks suspiciously like St. Michael the Archangel, just saying

Chuck Norris didn't "die", he went to train Saint Michael on how to roundhouse kick the devil for when Armageddon comes

@mamm1na @AnimeBibleVerse The 14 generations of righteous patriarchs, 14 generations of prophets and 14 generations of priests were neccesary so The Most Pure Virgin could be born, and by Her own free will, accept the plan of The Lord. God never does anything without a reason, since He is perfect.

@mamm1na @AnimeBibleVerse Being born with original sin isn't the same as having an state of personal sin, and it isn't an impediment for God to Incarnate. If it was, God would have created an "immaculate conception" right from one of Noah's daughters, as the salvific plan was on already of track.

@JWWRlancs @banterwithb You said "Solo" and not "Sola" because you didn't know they're different theories, Protestants don't usually confuse them. No one is judging you, of course, we all have our misconceptions. Of course, both theories are sectarian, one more erroneous than the other.

@_rod_lander_ @banterwithb I was very obviously talking about sola scriptura, which you even acknowledged that you understood this Very ironic considering “you didn’t knew” Describing it a a sectarian theory is hilarious That’s also not exactly what sola scriptura is

@Michaeldudufudu Orthodoxy cannot bless any form of ilegitimate government, neither democracy nor communism/fascism, only the rightful orthodox monarchy is to be blessed. This doesn't exist anymore of course, as we're living in the age of the antichrist.

Orthodox MAGA is a thing?