Rubén

Esos no son satánicos, son góticos con un gramo de perico en sangre haciendo una performance, hasta llevan una pancarta de Fransisco toda bonita. Si quieren ver blasfemia de verdad entren a una iglesia evangélica.

Madrid es como si Valladolid y Caracas hubieran tenido un hijo y le hubieran mandado de Erasmus a Tel Avid. No desarrollo.

Esto o nada

Estoy como cerdo revolcado en el lodo.

An Emirates A380 is landing in Teruel. Our guess is that it’s there for maintenance rather than storage.

ok you're literally being raided by team aqua

Nonas

Frieren: este trabajo te va a costar El enano: tengo un hechizo que sirve para que no se quemen las milanesas (solo funciona los martes) Frieren: TENEMOS UN TRATO

Están a favor de la pena de muerte y en contra de la eutanasia, pero somos los progres los que nos metemos en la vida de la gente.

¿Qué escena de Torrente exactamente le pones a tu hijo, @NunezFeijoo? ¿La de la 3, cuando vi0la analmente a una drogadicta dormida? ¿La 2, cuando su tío vende droga a una menor a cambio de sus braguitas? ¿O la 4 cuando chantajea a una novia con una mamada? ¿O la de la chinita?

No les odias los suficiente. Crees que si, pero no.

Duele ver a otros cumplir tu sueño (tu cara en un misil dirigido a cierto estado ilegítimo genocida)

renfe media distancia a coruña ferrol

Aixi es tindria que parlar amb Pilar Rahola i amb tota la purria sionista pro Netanyahu.

Erika Kirk opening Twitter and seeing this notification:

@Fem_Shepard_ Yo tengo unos de fresas comprados por esas fechas pero no son esos, menos mal

CHICAS!!!! Si os comprasteis los vasos de Nana del Tiger. DEJAD DE USARLOS. Os devuelven el dinero. La parte impresa tiene plomo y cadmio por encima de los niveles permitidos por la unión europea. Es una amenaza para la salud.

@AJENews Jajajajajajajaja

BREAKING: US to temporarily lift sanctions on oil from Iran for 30 days 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/gt5gwr?update=…

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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