Sallymander 😈

@courtneyconquer I BELIEVE IN U

Ok job interview tomorrow for a potentially financially lifechanging opp, plz send me good vibes, I have worked very hard 💟

@courtneyconquer Reverse groundhog

I always know the cold weather is starting when Babs starts burrowing

@courtneyconquer YES MA’AM

shrimps is bugs

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hey please tell your guinea pig I said WEEEEEEEEEEEPweeep weeep weep weep weepweepweep weeeeep, she’ll know what I mean.

I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???

@thecatmatt A man who understands me

Tweet 563 about how there should be some sushi spots open at 8am

smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow

They had free airbrush shirts at the convention 🔥

@courtneyconquer Oh this is FABULOUS

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

he’s casting a spell on you

Fuck today. Today fucking sucks.

Canadians that wear MAGA hats are just the stupidest people alive. All you do is look like an asshole.