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@AsakeRoqeebah You’re not weird o, that’s how I mak my oats too

I add a pinch of salt to my oats. And generous amount of sugar. Until I entered uni hostel and my friends, all of them found it weird. Am I the weird one?

@Oluwamuminiyi The road is actually good now but that breeze and trailers on the road made it scary lol

@_sameah The dust in that area is not good o

I do it a lot! It’s not even far😭 Iyana iba to Badagry, bike! Badagry to Seme, bike😹

Only for one day, sometime early last year, while her customers were eating at the shop, Unilag properties people barged in, sent everybody out and locked up the shop, half eaten foods and all. Saying that they didn’t know my mother and she was not UAC.

@pinkpnterest iPhone 13 350k keh na Nigerian used ?

I bought my iPhone 13 when it was 500k I honestly believe I’m different from those who bought theirs for 350k

Dear twitter, please help me sell these bags of garri ijebu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It’s tying lots of cash down needed 🥹🥹 Your retweets will go far 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

I’m here to sha remind women about my own agenda for them to be as intentional about their own rights too as men have shown to do & will always do. In this life, it’s Allaah first, then YOURSELF. If you like, accept fātihah for your mahr. If you like, don’t be insistent on getting provided for in terms of all your essentials, including cooking utensils & other similar items to help you settle that they’ve culturally turned to you & your family’s responsibility (yes I’m stubborn & repetitive. Cry 🌚). If you like, don’t pursue your halal financial independence (which doesn’t have to be office job, and which he absolutely doesn’t have the right to stop you from). If you like, stay & endure all sorts of nonsense that internally kills you & cause you unbearable harm you because of all the gaslighting about divorce (of course only when necessary). At the end of the day, both men and women cannot do without the other, no matter how much these folks try to make you think it’s just a feminine issue. “Nobody will marry you”, I promise you nobody will marry them too if y’all stand on business & start being similarly intentional about your desires and rights. “Marriage is not just about rights”, lol, I pity you. Classic كلمت حق يراد بها باطل. Half a word is enough for the wise sha. May Allaah rectify us all and may he grant good people good people and only allow the demons across both aisles to find one another.

Imagine working and contributing financially to the home with the certificate you got in your daddy’s house. Can never be me. I changed everything to my husband’s name, down to the ones I got in nursery. May God bless our homes

If you’re a Muslim and this appears on your timeline, kindly retweet it so it can reach those who may not have completed their ṣalāh today. May this act serve as a reminder and stand as a witness for us on the Day of Qiyaamah.

Life didn’t end when Obi Cubana didn’t pay me my money 😩😩😩 So last year, I joined the Obi Cubana Jara black soap challenge. I used my last ₦35k because they said everyone who participated would get ₦100k back. I was even among the first set of people to submit mine the very next day. He made the announcement at night, and by 6am the next morning, I was already on my way to Trade Fair. I stressed myself creating videos for Instagram, went around sharing the soap, and did everything required for the challenge. After all that stress, I didn’t receive even 1 kobo 😭 I tagged them several times on Instagram, but they never responded. That’s how I lost my hard-earned money 😩

You double text, triple text, and still talk even when it’s not convenient. You get m^d, vex, and somehow still come back to each other.

Never forget Adidas spent Kshs 6.45M to have Sebastian Sawe drug tested as frequently as possible out of the marathon competitions. He was tested 25 times !

FORMAL REBUTTAL STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY OF ABDULSAMAD JAMIU (DECEASED) In Response to the HQ Nigerian Army Official Account of Events of 25th April 2026 Incident Location: Dei-Dei Shagari Quarters, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory Victim: Abdulsamad Jamiu, Male, 24 Years of Age Date of Statement: 26th April 2026 PRELIMINARY NOTE This statement is issued on behalf of the immediate family of the late Abdulsamad Jamiu, who was killed in the early hours of Saturday, 25th April 2026, at his residence in Dei-Dei Shagari Quarters, Abuja. It is issued in direct and formal response to the account of events published by the Nigerian Military, which the family, supported by physical evidence, witness testimony, and the military’s own partial admissions, categorically rejects as false, misleading, and an affront to the memory of an innocent young man. The family is not issuing this statement in anger alone. They are issuing it in the interest of truth, accountability, and the rule of law — values which the Nigerian Military, as an institution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, is constitutionally obligated to uphold. SECTION I: ESTABLISHED FACTS The following facts are not in dispute and form the foundation of this rebuttal: 1. At approximately 2:00 a.m. on Saturday, 25th April 2026, personnel of the Nigerian Military entered the residential premises of the Jamiu family at Dei-Dei Shagari Quarters, Abuja. 2. At the time of the incident, Abdulsamad Jamiu, aged 24 years, was present inside his room within the family residence. His sister was also present in the house. Their parents were absent, having travelled to Okene to attend a burial ceremony. 3. Nigerian Military personnel discharged a firearm at close range through the door of Abdulsamad’s room. The shot struck Abdulsamad Jamiu in the head, killing him instantly. 4. The trajectory of the bullet — confirmed by physical examination of the bullet hole, which runs from the room door to the wall of the room — conclusively establishes that the shot was fired from outside the room, through the closed door, into the room where Abdulsamad Jamiu was situated. 5. On hearing the gunshot, Abdulsamad’s sister rushed downstairs, whereupon she was instructed by the soldiers present to go outside and “calm down.” 6. Neighbours who heard the gunshot contacted the community vigilante group. Upon their arrival, vigilante members were instructed by the military personnel to mop up the blood and flush it — a directive which, in itself, raises grave questions about the military’s intent to preserve an evidence-intact crime scene. 7. The body of Abdulsamad Jamiu was subsequently conveyed to Kubwa General Hospital by the police, who had arrived at the scene. The family was compelled to endure hours of statements and administrative paperwork before being granted access to retrieve their son’s remains for burial. 8. The military personnel present at the scene, when confronted by the family regarding the killing of their son, acknowledged that the shooting of Abdulsamad Jamiu was a mistake and that they had killed an innocent person. This acknowledgement was made in the presence of the Divisional Police Officer (DPO) and was recorded in a written statement. SECTION II: THE MILITARY’S ACCOUNT AND ITS SPECIFIC CONTRADICTIONS The Nigerian Military has publicly claimed that its personnel were engaged in active pursuit of armed robbers and that the fatal shooting of Abdulsamad Jamiu occurred in the course of an exchange of gunfire. The family rejects this account in its entirety and presents the following point-by-point rebuttal, each supported by verifiable evidence or the absence of evidence where the military bears the burden of proof: Ground 1: The Physical Evidence Disproves an “Exchange of Gunfire” The military’s claim of an exchange of gunfire is irreconcilable with the physical evidence present at the scene.

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

@virtuousii Is there no way we can pick shipping company ourselves on temu? So far speedaf has been the best, the rest like this e get as e be

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@adaezennaji_ Omoo I fit ment

I’m not sure I can deal with this mehn. I get so overly stimulated easily. She is trying.

@LadidiXO Ohhh yours is later that night. I go back over and over again until it’s off my mind 😂

After a wholesome conversation, do you read the chat once again later that night or are you normal?

@ReaBeee @wasiah_moji Fr ooo oo. Few words keh. I’ll always have a lot to say

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

@Ayo__musco Na that manage wey you put cause am😂

I met this girl in January. We talked for a month, and I sent her 300k for her birthday, but she said I should do better 😂😂.