Sav

for my birthday next year i want to go on a dive bar hop (but everyone has to wear heelys)

@itsraybans ok but wait i lowkey did trust you to cut my wig that one time 😂

why people trust me to cut their hair, i’ll never know

the most embarrassing thing about me is my old instagram messages to chelsea cutler

@RightforAmerica yes, but not for the reasons you think

Kamala Harris is responsible for skyrocketing prices. Your price at the pump has soared. Kamala is laughing. Are you? America #CantAffordKamala

my uber driver is way too vocal sos

@KarlyGrouwinkel mary j 💀😂

What is an activity I can do that will slow down my thoughts?

the way the lesbians made a ressie at 404 at 8 am for the olympics 💀

this tiktok about sha’carri passing the german girl has me ROLLING 🤣🤣😭😭

take the halloween decor off the shelves IM NOT READY

the best thing i saw on the internet today was “i’ll stop smoking when life stops smoking me”

@maggie_kw_ lmao sadly this one was just me being too high & thinking i was replying to a tweet 💀💀

wild

can we bring back howling at the moon

the dark web is such a mystery to me 🤯

@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris ok so do it ???

If I'm re-elected, I'm going to restore Roe v. Wade.

the nerve @AmericanAir has for charging $19 for ONE HOUR of wifi

Is somebody gonna match my freak (going to get $6 margs at Chili’s)

@maggie_kw_ perf for vegetarians too

ok i understand the cava hype now 🥹😋 im so close to nailing down my perfect bowl send recs please

@allisonlikes trader joe’s they are so cheap there

why are spices $6 a piece now? what is happening