Jesse 🦔

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Jesse 🦔

@_seacaptain_

Sillymaxxing

Katılım Ağustos 2017

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·6d

Women should kill more men

Yves ౨ৎ@yvessirae

When a man is making you uncomfortable but you can't say anything cause what if he kills you for hurting his feelings

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𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 ™️@Cwashere_·20 Nis

I’ve been crying at this post for the past 12 hours man

𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨@oklahowa

San Antonio Spurs fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet and make some noise

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·19 Nis

@learning_yohei no we actually use them to kill the children we eat for dinner here. I don’t want the blood to get all over my floor lol what kind of question is this?

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Yohei from Japan🇯🇵@learning_yohei·18 Nis

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵🤭 親愛なるアメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸🙋 アメリカ人は家の中でも靴を履いて歩くというのは本当ですか？👟😳

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·19 Nis

@jtidsfriend me when I lie for fun

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point_hurt 🛰️@jtidsfriend·18 Nis

Smithsonian Institution Office of Protection Services

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·19 Nis

poor guy #bf6

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Team Estonia OW 🇪🇪@TeamEstoniaOWWC·18 Nis

🇪🇪 ANOTHER CLEAN SWEEP! 2–0 vs @TeamIsraelOW Team Estonia continues to make its mark 💙 #OWWC2026 #EestiEest

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·19 Nis

I miss every friend I haven't spoken to in years but i'm afraid it's weird to DM them out of the blue do I kill myself about it

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·11 Nis

@deineliebefrau toof

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·11 Nis

@xmanicprincessx i never left

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·9 Şub

aura

The Kenyan Vigilante@KenyanSays

Giraffes endured a heavy storm at the Maasai Mara Game Reserve yesterday.

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·6 Şub

now i know the voting doesn’t matter bc who the fuck is picking venator over celeste or apollo

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Jesse 🦔@_seacaptain_·4 Şub

@HardBarn Tech here. it’s ALWAYS insurance issues and people not knowing what their plans are. Happens at the beginning of every year and people forget they have deductibles so they get mad about that.

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Hal Baird’s Burner@HardBarn·3 Şub

Everytime I’m at the CVS pharmacy drive thru, I sit behind cars for at least 10-15 minutes… yet when I’m at the window I’m gone in less than 2 minutes every single time. Can someone legitimately explain to me why this is? What could possibly take so long?