Tunde Ibitoye 🧡

I share one real maintenance lesson every week from sites I’ve worked on. Plumbing failures don’t start suddenly, they grow quietly. #weeklymaintenancelog

3 VALUABLE LESSONS TO LEARN HERE 1. It is not the scarcity of opportunity that has caged some young men in perpetual smallness - it is greed. Did you pause, even for a moment, to fully appreciate the weight of a name like Osimhen patronizing you? What the endorsement of a satisfied customer in such global icon could birth for your enterprise? The referrals alone would have been a dynasty. But no. "Let me quickly steal this ₦300k." For 300,000 naira, a man traded a legacy instant gratification. 2. This vendor has by himself declared that you should only patronize him if quality and authenticity are not your priorities. In other words, you can't get original wears from his stock, only cheap, sorry imitations. Talk about self demarketing at its very peak. 3. What do you think the 3rd lesson is? Let me read your thoughts...

@Letter_to_Jack W

SCOUP: I am getting reports from the most credible sources that Airpeace would launch London flights from Gateway International Airport, Iperu Ogun State starting this summer. CEO Allen Onyema is reported to have confirmed it today. Hon Minister of Aviation has also given the approval. This according to my sources. The news will start going round soon. If it ends up false and it doesn't make evening news, I will tender an unreserved apology.

Why are you crashing out. Am I the cause of your misfortune. Do I look like the irresponsible and tactless leaders in your Association of Displaced Conmen(ADC). You have been licking the balls of the failure obi for years now. Someone who was responsible for dumping Anambra youths in a river as Gov. Someone who increased fees abnormally thereby ending their education. They could have been better people today. Probably you are one of them hence becoming a mobster. Someone who did not conduct LG elections for more than 7 years. Someone indicted in Pandora papers. Someone who does not know the meaning of KPI. Someone who fails to build rather destroys every political party he finds himself. Now he is associating with rogues he called "Structure of Criminality" less than 3 years ago. He now calls himself Jesus who wants to change Malami who captured your terrorist brother from Kenya. And El-rufai who is being accused of ending multiple Christians in southern Kaduna. A religious bigot who said an election is a religious war. No wonder he created the Catholic Vs Protestants division. Wike has not even committed half of these crimes. His performance and politics is way above your Messiah's pay grade. He is better at both. You have no right to call anyone a failure. Yourself ,Your Party, Your leaders and Your Messiah Obi are worse than failures. You have not even tried to think about success. Finally Peter obi toilet washer will never be president. Omo eru @chukaobi

@jon_d_doee Take heed. But women will first self-destruct I trust them for that.

And the man that she told me wants to bring her to Ghana is on this X with over 12k followers and a "polished" bio. I want to believe that it's what he does here. Luring unsuspecting women to Ghana with a promise of a "better" life. Na olosho una go go do there ooo. AJD.

@BachelorIdan Superstar 💪🏿

True true, Samson o gbọ oyinbo...but oyinbo na o gbọ Yoruba 😂 Soon this boy will be speaking not only English but also Spanish, French and other European languages 🙏🏾

@_wholezed Send coordinates in my Dee Hem.

If you want to see the one without wig, come my house o😂😩

@YaneKariuki IF issa big word.

After invading Greece and receiving the submission of other key city states, Philip II of Macedon sent a message to Sparta, "If I invade Locania you will be destroyed, never to rise again." The Sparta Ephors replied with a single word: "IF"

Can you see "I'm from Ogun state, born in Lagos?"

My just deceased grandpa fought during the Nigeria Civil War, he said when they left Lagos Via Calabar by sea to face the Biafran Forces there was this particular comrade who had a Tortoise on his neck, he said when the first shot was fired from the Biafran troops, the guy with the Tortoise was the first person that kpaied among them, Baba said he just removed the Bante he had around his waist

“E patewo fun Tinubu” na one very popular sound ooo, e reach Sambo turn Una dey change narrative Aye gbogbo yin tii ta 🤣😂😂😂😂 Una sha wan shut him up by fire by force😂

@bigbrain_rqn Shame go wear am abazz

Imagine you wear that jersey go jersey day for your fyb , them go just think say na inter house sport you come do😂

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Yesterday, I saw some Northern hunters heading out with their local dogs. I asked if I could join them someday to document their experience, and one of them asked if I was truly up for the task— since they spend up to a week in the forest without network. I told him yes. We exchanged numbers, and I’m really looking forward to the experience. If you’re a photojournalist or filmmaker in Abuja and would love to explore this adventure, hit me up so we can uncover what happens in the wilderness for weeks.

if you guys like go and dig screenshot of him dinning with the devil himself …. it won’t change the facts that someone tried ripping him and he spoke up & won 🙌🏽😂

@__DeeeCR7 Body go tell him. 😂

@_sergiotun Lmao 😂

Children dey open doors they said. Oya now baba Lam Adesina 😂🫵🏿

@DolapoToyyib @__DeeeCR7 Don Harry Maguire 👑🐐 Best CB in the world

@_sergiotun @__DeeeCR7 Being a defender doesn’t mean you he can’t attack and score goal. Ask Lyon fans about Maguire ,mama go dey regret her action now 😂😂

Una no notice say I no come online quick? Na this matter we dey solve for my area since morning wey I don wake up 😭😭