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@magachrchpastr @realMikeLindell You must have not had the pillows with the crack. Those were horribly uncomfortable.

@realMikeLindell Amen brother! A) I never thought your pillows were that lumpy, and B) I hope you can use some of the campaign money to get back on your feet again. I know it's been a rough patch with those activist judges holding you "accountable for your actions" whatever that means🙏🇺🇸

Thank you CPAC for the endorsement! Everyone please help my campaign at MikeLindellGov.com

@PlanetOfMemes Catturd

What happened to this poor toilet? 🚽

@BurtMaclin_FBI I’m running an unlicensed Alpaca farm. Can I bribe you with a nice sweater or hat?

Please don’t forget. Today is the last day to file and you don’t want to go to jail for not reporting your illegal activities. This is your chance at immunity.

@Infini1 @CaleCrypto It’s actually “yore”

@CaleCrypto First, it's "you're". Secondly, hundreds of comments and only one person realized you used "your" wrongly in your grammar class. Fail.

If you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re then your an idiot

@CaleCrypto *than

@magachrchpastr @Jillie_Alexis It’s truly the 8th wonder of the world.

@Jillie_Alexis Amen, all you need to have a personal relationship with the Almighty is to become a generous recurring giver to my Prayer Force One private aircraft ministry. DM for details, we take Venmo!

You don’t need the Pope to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

@Oxytocin72 @Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr You do you know how to do coffee though. I’ll take a proper flat white any day over cheap Folgers coffee.

@_Simon_L_ @Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr Americans are pretty gullible that way.

I bet when gas is back averaging $3.10 a gallon, people won't even give President Trump credit for lowering the price by $1.00/gal. The Left simply won't admit that he's the "Affordability President" smh🙏🇺🇸

@Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr He truly is the president of peace! How many wars has he ended now? It’s so hard to keep track after he keeps claiming victory over and over again in Iran.

@_Simon_L_ @magachrchpastr 🤣🤣🤣 Also, according to trump, he saved the world from the 6th Mass Extinction Event, that Biden would have caused. If not for Trump.

@ladycanuck79 @magachrchpastr @Linkin1319 We may never know.

@magachrchpastr @Linkin1319 You must be trolling, right? This is the purpose of your X account? No one can be this stupid.

@Oxytocin72 @Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr I thought Aussies got around by riding kangaroos.

@Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr In some parts of Australia we are hitting 3.50 per ltr that’s $14 a gallon for you merican folk. So a big fucking thank you, and I hope Aussies tax the fuck in American visa fees.

@Bobby_P2001 @magachrchpastr It’s still Biden’s fault gas is high. That’s what Donald Trump said. Who are we to question a stable genius who passed 3 cognitive tests?

@magachrchpastr I don't know where gas is 4.10, because in my small Idaho town, it's 4.49 and rising. It's looking to climb over $5. I miss Biden's 2.89 gas Price. Bet you do too.

Can you hook me up @WeaselHandyMan ? youtu.be/LaMvJUy7eYA?si…

@magachrchpastr @ben_dover808 @RonnyJacksonTX Double meat baby!

@ben_dover808 @RonnyJacksonTX I'm headed to Jersey Mike's with mine!!!

Average tax refunds are up 11%, with millions of Americans seeing up to $1,000+ more back this year! NO tax on tips, overtime, or Social Security. Promises MADE. Promises KEPT.

@Bocephus1228 @magachrchpastr @RonnyJacksonTX You can tell he really loves America.

@magachrchpastr @RonnyJacksonTX

@BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Uncle Gary 1:0 Uncle Sam

@3YearLetterman I tell my clients the same thing I told you and Uncle Gary, you should only file your taxes if you are getting money back. Literally a win-win.

I refuse to pay taxes and won’t be doing so today

@BurtMaclin_FBI @charliebilello @tomselliott Macklin you son of a bitch.

@charliebilello @tomselliott I stocked up on all of this before the war. I’m rich.

Since the start of the Iran war... Sulfur: +67% Jet Fuel: +66% Urea: +51% Diesel: +50% Heating Oil: +40% WTI Crude Oil: +37% European Natural Gas: +34% Gasoline: +32% Fertilizer: +31% Brent Crude Oil: +31% Coal: +14% Palm Oil: +10% Iron Ore: +7% Rice: +4% S&P 500: +1% $VIX: -8%

@RepMikeCollins We should definitely go after the “illegals” and not the investment firms that buy up all the homes in order control supply. Good thinking!

Just figured out how many deportations we may need.

@RepJackKimble Still more real than the FIFA award.

In an effort to mend the rift between them, Riley Gaines is giving President Trump her Tied for Fifth Place Medal.

@GaryPetersonUSA You have a beautiful family Gary.

Find yourself relationship goals like my son and Laura Loomer, the Sonny & Share of our time.

@RightWingDad No shirtless RFK Jr?