sloppy 'neovim' jAi

Who makes better polls, sloppy j or elon

@joph007_ Lawyers

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which profession would collapse first????

@maietta yah we have some good ones! Have you tried Pliny the Elder from Russian River brewing company? Its a double IPA.

@_sloppy_J I kind of got burned out by IPAs from the Pacific Northwest because they seemed kinda of bland and it's like the Brewers didn't know what they were doing. But I'll tell you what California beers for some reason hit different.

Trying a couple local IPAs from the brewery a few blocks away my home away from home. Delicious!

@maietta thats a nice surprise

@_sloppy_J Freaking delicious but I just realized it's a double IPA and one can kicked my butt.

@devinbgoble @CodexHere that's the spirit!

@CodexHere @_sloppy_J I am losing it, but I can do it on my own thank you very much.

on a walk with the wifey and a house has these little speakers hung in the trees really quietly playing scripture and it's creepy af

@CodexHere yah i bet!

@_sloppy_J lol I don't know but it definitely had me wondering if I was losing it 🫪

@ShawnaStaffReal I don't blame you. I too would choose the whiskeys

@_sloppy_J The topic of blood thinners is why I fired my hematologist, whiskey over elquist and coumadin all day everyday 🥳🥳

Anyone ever donate plasma before? I made an appointment for Wednesday... is it worse than giving blood? That shit makes me pass out every time so maybe I should re think plasma ?

@DanielW_Kiwi @ShawnaStaffReal

@_sloppy_J @ShawnaStaffReal MEAT CAKE!

- Shopping done ✔️ - Inside fridge cleaned ✔️ - Groceries put away ✔️ - Queue meal prepping ✔️ - Drinks poured ✔️ - Anger management (Rage cleaning my kitchen) ✔️

@ChoochSkookum always check the microbiome

Many women arent even worth having sex with. Many women will absolutely wreck your life. Not worth it for a quick stinky gripper 95%+ of the time. Men dont lower your standards. Freeze the daemonfoids out.

@CodexHere skibbidy

i'm low key down with the new brain rot vernacular and the way the chat is moving fr fr, but "aura" sounds straight up gay af. type shit. no cap. on god.

@ShawnaStaffReal Damn that sounds serious. My dad has blood cancer but idk the specifics of it, its def not this no one has mentioned it being rare or causing stroke/heart attack

@_sloppy_J I have a rare genetic disease, if you're bored: Polycythemia Vera

@ShawnaStaffReal that was one of my favorite projects growing up. they seemed like alien creatures to me. living off sugar water and changing forms... weird fucking things but i love them

Butterflies are hatching 😍😍, well 2 so far...

@thoughtlesslabs that is a fine fold job

if you can't fold a fitted sheet this well are you even a man?

@ShawnaStaffReal damn. is it caused by something else or literally just the blood itself doesn't absorb (or dissolve?) oxygen like it should?

@_sloppy_J It's oxygen deficient, trying to coagulate and is literally cancer, I don't want it either

@aylacroft so real.

How I look at my AI agent after it changes the entire UI instead of just the font as prompted.

@CodexHere i worked til 5 am and finished the mvp of my new product. today is video game and weed day.

i was planning to do some work on a project today, but honestly i'm so tired i think i'm just going to take the day off.

@typecraft_dev framework, of course!

Dell xps 14 or framework 13 pro. Looks wise. What do you like better?

@ShawnaStaffReal more blood for you!

@_sloppy_J Apparently no one wants mine

@CodexHere You are probably right, I just didn't know.

@_sloppy_J isn't that what they call them?

it's May 3, 2026, and I've not read a single X article. and i literally plan to never read one.