Mike Patterson

T5 same touts every night

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@RobertElms Entrance to London Zoo?

Michael in Essex asks: As part of my family history research, I’m trying to find the location of this photo - possibly from the 1920s. 🕰️ Could this be somewhere you recognise? 📸 📞 If you can help ID the place, call 0800 731 2000.

The reality for many people who paid to go watch "Sadiq Khans" firework display 🙄

More nonsense from this mayor, I worked on Saturday, felt very safe, picked up some of those so-called far right, got paid very well with good tips, no matter who u are if u were born in England then the flag is yours. Anyone hijacking the flag is the mayor. You're a disgrace.

To the millions of “far right” patriots that were at the #UniteTheKingdom festival yesterday, this is a step by step guide by our very own @TRobinsonNewEra on how to legally not pay for your #BBC propaganda. You are very welcome. 😊🇬🇧 #DefundtheBBC #SafeOurChildren #TommyRobinson #TimeToLeaveTheLeft

@320_runs Cheers, I know the driver. I’ll get that footage to him, it might help his claim.

Don’t know what happened but that minicab is in a guilty position. TXE is a write off.

@HeathrowAirport Open the south tunnel then, it ain’t rocket science!

Due to a technical issue, the Central Terminal Area tunnel to Terminals 2 and 3 is currently closed. Please use public transport to Terminal 5, where train services are available to all other terminals. We’re working hard to resolve the issue and apologise for the disruption.

@PukkaPies , had one of your Pasty’s for my dinner last night, and ‘Pukka’ it definitely was not. Also, you have reduced the size, #shrinkflation ?

I don’t often do RIPs on this platform, but then somebody passes and you get a lump in your throat and you realise they played a much bigger part in your life than you imagined. Years ago I sold a lot of my vinyl not realising I would now be trying to buy most of it back, but I never sold my first Black Sabbath album. Go easy into the next world Ozzy 😔

The latest official audience figures are out today - and you've helped us to break more records! We now have more people of our generation listening than ever before - and you listen to us more loyally than listeners to any other national radio station. Thank you!

💥💥💥💥TOP TIP💥💥💥💥 To all my fellow London cabbies! If you want to avoid all the stress of the usual Easter Holiday lull work levels just simply don’t work it & stay at home or go pub! Follow me for more top tips on how to get the best out of life😂😂👍

@thebarkingtweet any chance you dropped me and my 3 friends from Kings cross to St Barnabas street at around 10pm today? I forgot my laptop bag in the cab and remember the card machine saying Danny. Also the payment transaction says 75216. Please let me know in case!

The doormen on novikov had just told me that black cabs are not welcome there after I asked why he keeps parking cars on the taxi rank it's got nothing to do with you so you can fuck off your not welcome were his words #novikov

Another reason why women live longer than men…. 🤣🤣

Mikey tries to get a black cab nicked and is shown up for the hypocrate and bellend he is !

@The_LCDC @TheLTDA @MCalvey415 @GMB_union @jamiehawes8 Hardly appropriate from my @TheLTDA reps. I done 5 hours yesterday?

Mocking hard working cabbies using feeder park……⁦@TheLTDA⁩ ⁦⁦@MCalvey415⁩ ⁦@GMB_union⁩ ⁦@jamiehawes8⁩