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That look when you find him sexting with the Burger King Facebook Messenger chatbot

That look when you write an exposé on campaign finance, but your editor just wants a FB live vid on watermelons

"Our innovative startup is so innovative, we can't even talk about the sheer amount of innovative innovation."

Silicon Valley be like: "Innovative, micro-living unit, only $5,000 a month!! Fully furnished!"

When the office fridge is out of Harmless Harvest Coconut Water

@followdatblog @sacca

"Before we start working, we're going to need everyone in this Starbucks to sign an NDA..."

@followdatblog @pkafka @bmorrissey @MikeIsaac

I'm looking for a $5M seed for my startup. We're going to build a house inspired by the '99 Disney movie Smart House

When your Uber Black isn't a Tesla

"Can you walk me to my Social Media Intern interview?"

When a job applicant says they've been published on Medium

Publishers be like...

Publishers when Facebook changes its algorithm

Acquiring Yahoo in 2016 like...

The mastermind behind BuzzFeed listicles

When you're out of the Postmates delivery zone

When you've gone through your seed funding and you haven't seen any revenue