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@OhioTate That’s diabolical behavior

Lucas and I are grocery shopping so our contestants have food during the stream. We want them to be properly nourished. He just bought out the entire Asparagus section. What else do we need?

@DannyJConrad Nice Botox for The Boss™

@DovySimuMMA Rhinoplasty

bro what’s next for our boy JDM? #UFCPerth

@ConanOBrien I’ve thought about Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ about once week since 2006(?)

👀 Sec. of State Rubio is now a DJ at weddings!!

@DanScavino @marcorubio

MOMENTS AGO, BEHIND THE SCENES—Our Great Secretary of State @MarcoRubio DJ’s weddings too! Here he is in action tonight at a family wedding… Let’s goooooo!!!🎶🎼🎵

Political spin: Secretary of State Marco Rubio adds new job as wedding DJ trib.al/FMme3CG

@SmeshTalk Better than the original

My UFC 328 poster, rate from 1-10 🤣 #UFC328 #selfmade

@hen_ease Will your Twitter get hacked?

One quarter for the rest of our lives

Oof can definitely tell Musa isn’t 100% based on that sprint in behind. He was moving like Franco Jara

@ESPNnl @3rdDegreeNet Pepi scores in the FCD Derby

Na een halve minuut komt PSV al op voorsprong via Ricardo Pepi!🤯 #ajapsv

@F1BigData The other drivers are terrified because:

HULKENBERG IS ON FIRE

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter wants Seymour Skinner as FBI Director?

NEW MACRO: J. EDGAR HOOVER ‼️ Texas Tech Football Banning Phones in School Jack Posobiec’s Micheal Jackson Take Animal Farm J. Edgar Hoover 📺🎧: barstool.link/macrodosing

@BarstoolChief new member nytimes.com/2026/04/26/us/…

@3rdDegreeNet Did you attend as citizen Buzz or journalist Buzz? 😂 Either way, good 3 things

Instant Reaction - 3 Things: #FCDallas at Seattle Sounders. #DTID #SomosFCD

@sadfcdfans We need another starting-caliber CB so we can go 4 in the back with Norris at LB. We’d be a better team by miles

Well regardless of the result, Nolan Norris looking more and more like an MLS starter every week is a W

@OhioTate Rest up, brother

I am home From Widespread Panic with Mintzy to investigating if Smokes put meat on meat and detailing Goldfingers 🍑🔌 in Vegas I am pleased to report that through it all, Ryan Day did NOT unfollow me (biggest fear on these trips) This trip is over. Turn the notifications off

@3rdDegreeNet The good, ol’ disrespectful lineup? 😂

My goodness. Sarver, Abubakar, Simmonds, Binyamin! Deedson back. Ramiro back. Delgado back. Wow.

@BrianSuttererMD Yeah, looks pretty definitive x.com/smhighlights1/…

Yea, looks like an Achilles for Donte :/ Doesn't really mean much that he could walk off. Classic mechanism, pop etc

@OhioTate Don

Ballots are still being counted but I can confirm the Spring Break MVP has become a two horse race. Nicky Smokes - Lead the league in fucking (2), Dropped a name Dante The Don - Went out all 7 nights, Funny scream At 43, Dante would become the oldest MVP in league history.