@geordiejosh @StevieT_ All your fans tweet “yanited” when that’s not even how you’s say it in your shite accents. Proves who the real United is, stop tryna be us ya freaks
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@StevieT_ This tweet literally makes no sense. Might as well have said: “is that a Norwich fan telling a Norwich fan to humble themselves? 😂”
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Like I said, Newton Heath fans. Hahahah.
You aren’t Liverpool, like I said. It’s 2026, humble yourself.
Geordie Josh@geordiejosh
Genuinely, here I am again offering any @ManUtd creator a bet of your choice if you think he’ll join you this Summer. Listen to me, you’re wasting your energy even thinking about him leaving.
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@lukestanley03 Cowards mate, even though you’re an annoying City cunt I’m glad you came away unscathed, weirdos the lot of them and they’d do fuck all on their own. Think they’re big and hard in their little group it’s cringe
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@SGW1973toon @UnitedStandMUFC At the end of the day you all had us midtable and now we’re 3rd it’s “but but you’re only playing in the prem”
Still 3rd cry more
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if it was City saying they were going to sign him i would be worried.
MUFC are still a joke.
You have been playing once a week all season and currently sit 3rd, 15 points behind Arsenal, who have fought on 4 fronts all season.
You still don't even know who your manager is going to be and you expect top players to leave their clubs to join you!
Your kidding surely?
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" I don't know if it's the Newcastle Chronicle or Christmas Chronicle... I call fake news!" 📰 #mufc
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@Theo38878971 @LiamT30EFC If you call the players knowing you “important” than I guess I am. I wouldn’t blame you though as you don’t know what altercations/interactions we’ve had that’s obviously not been shared on here
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Unliked it already as someone from the media team would’ve told him, well I tell you what media person, tell the little useless prat from me he can either score 20 goals with the games we’ve got left in the season or he can fuck off out of my football club. WEAK, TWAT.
Geordie Josh@geordiejosh
Yoane Wissa liking Sunderland’s Instagram photo of their MOTM after the derby. Release that weak, puny little excuse of a man right this instant. PATHETIC FOOTBALLER, BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY THIS CLUB HAS EVER SPENT. FUCK OFF.
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Because it’s his job ffs. Lewis obviously would rather be at the game. How are people this dense?
J🍀@cfcjoe1888__
baffles me that anyone would pick watching a game like that around folk who are obviously try and wind you up as opposed to going to a newcastle pub surrounded by other newcastle fans any other random game fair enough but the derby? fuck that. head would be on mars
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@balc_top @Mr_eVo_ @Manny_Official Oh look at me i support my dad’s team. My mum and dad both support Liverpool and neither are scouse. I support United because fuck that
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@Mr_eVo_ @Manny_Official Yes, my local club, the club my family grew up supporting the club who I’ve attended games of for 25 years
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Might be even more concerning how people don’t see this as misleading.
Use your brain lads you’ll get there x
Lewis Bowden@LewisBowden_
He’s clearly class but this might be the most misleading stat I’ve ever seen.
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That feeling when you cheat on your wife but she can’t do anything cos she’s terminally ill! 🍻
Cheers
Rio Ferdinand@rioferdy5
That feeling when Liverpool + Chelsea drop points in the race for the top 4! 🍻 Cheers
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@geordiejosh And we’re still laughing🤣🤣 does beating Sunderland put you in the champions league spots?
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And you all laughed at me for shouting UCL spots
Joe@MagsHWTL
If we beat Sunderland tomorrow we’re 4 points off CL
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@ToonFan14 @premierleague Newcastle fans cry corruption after every loss so this is hilarious
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Are they taking the piss?! 😆 Man Utd fans think the @premierleague is corrupt AGAINST them?!
Mike@Mike87_United
I’m glad the 9 minutes of added time also didn’t go unnoticed. That nonsense has been happening all season against us when we’ve been the ones holding on to a result. 8+ minutes every time we’re ahead and 5 at most when we’re chasing a goal. It’s corrupt.
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After the results today, if we win tomorrow, we are right back in that Champions League race by the way. Come on! #NUFC
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@King_Kevs_Rant @rsnball Because no other team in the league has fans from other places👍🏼 just another excuse to cry about the big 6 wa waaaa
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That’s it in a nutshell tbf, especially on here when big 6 fans try and give it the big’n, all you did was pick a successful club, you’ve got no real connection to it, did it purely for a direct route to glory, like backing every horse in the national, means nothing.
HLTCO@HLTCO
Love this from Danny Dyer on @PeterCrouchPod. 👏
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@mc_lively_ Attacking midfielder looks for goals and assists to help his team win a game
I for one am shocked
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Watched him yesterday and saw absolutely nothing that makes him the POTS…he literally just looks for G/A…
He’s a spammer!!
-@sulkfenomeno
Useless in open play. Literally just plays for g/a, that’s it. Can’t dribble or carry the ball, refuses to go into the pockets and instead comes way too deep if he isn’t playing as a shadow striker. Offers zero support for his midfield.21x possession lost. The peri peri Prowse.
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@LewisBowden_ It’s misleading because it’s Bruno Fernandes and you don’t like it, cry more
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He’s clearly class but this might be the most misleading stat I’ve ever seen.
utdreport@utdreport
Bruno Fernandes is unbelievable 😮💨
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@slbsn @MarkPizuti And you saying it isn’t a pen doesn’t make it true ya biased thick twat, hope that helps👍🏼
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@MarkPizuti Just saying doesn’t make it true. It wasn’t a stonewaller because he exaggerated the contact making it difficult to know and making it a borderline decision
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This is what happens when the ref has the audacity not to give United yet another borderline penalty/weak decision to an exaggerated fall. Stomping feet nonsense.
Mike Keegan@MikeKeegan_DM
🚨EXCLUSIVE ⚠️Manchester United will today make a formal complaint to PGMO 😡Club bosses furious with differing penalty decisions at Bournemouth 📈View 'yet another VAR blunder' hast cost vital points dailymail.co.uk/sport/football… #mufc
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@Gasolinux @AndrewDettmer Hi, can you send me what you thought of this on edge of the 6 yard box? Presume you were clear it was a pen for B and that Maguire should have been sent off
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@Paulron32 Just like you cunts who ignore decisions that go against us. Every decision that fucks united = correct and every decision that helps united = wrong
Just say you’re biased it’s okay
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same lad that cheated on his wife.
Rio Ferdinand@rioferdy5
That feeling when Liverpool + Chelsea drop points in the race for the top 4! 🍻 Cheers
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