Sydney Foster

I have decided to find love this year just to prove to you all how easy it is to

First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b

If you’re fat and stressed, allow me to share a helpful schedule I’ve learned about in Paris. 8am: wake 8:02: cigarette 8:05: fresh croissant 8:15: double espresso. 2nd and 3rd cigarettes 9-9:30: work 9:30-10: cigarettes 4&5 10-11:30: work 11:30-2pm: lunch of cheese, ham, different cheese, cigarettes 6 thru 9, wine, small dessert 2-3: work 3-3:45: cigarettes 10&11, double espresso, small bit of bread 3:45-4:30: work 4:30-11: walk 6 miles to meet friends, dinner of steak, fries, a bottle of wine, cigarettes 12 thru 18, dessert cheese, and then walk 6 miles home. It takes discipline, but you too could change your life with a little effort.