Chris 🪐

Reform's council leader in Kent opposes Labour's free breakfast clubs. There are 29 of them in Kent, with more to come.

Getting married at 16? She must be Caracas!!!!

If the Chelsea fans leave now they can make the end of that flag shagging march.

Galloways in hand

They are looking for a new James Bond, I think this could be my big break

@laticjack Shag him then.

He doesn’t say ‘visiting Wigan whilst chairman of Southampton’ does he so whys all the detectives coming out claiming he’s lying ? #wafc

@IsabelOakeshott @AndyBurnhamGM @reformparty_uk Never been in your life. Fuck off.

Based on the mood in Makerfield today, I think @AndyBurnhamGM has made a massive miscalculation. Just got a feeling that @reformparty_uk is going to win, by a significant margin

@anne_hegerty @Jebadoo2 Do one.

@Jebadoo2 I don't want a Reform government, but I would laugh so much if Reform win Makerfield.

The voters of Makerfield now have the opportunity to do the single funniest thing in British politics ever.

Birds on insta “One year with this one 💕🔐🥰” and this is the pic

Straight through, no brew.

Often imitated. Never bettered.

Buying a pair of those short tomorrow.

#wafc and Southampton played each other a grand total of zero times while he was their chairman.

@HelloItsLevi Get a spoiler on the back. Be reet.

@_teletext I hate that bit of the Lancs every time I go on it it feel like my car is gonna go flying off into the air (my own fault for trying to go over 40mph in a fiat 500 tbh)

Sorry but sky news out filming Big Burnham jogging down the east lancs is sending me 😭😭😭

Loads of empty seats at the cinema earlier. Embarrassing isn't the word. I told them they were a shit small cinema that couldn't sell out their allocated seats. They just said "Fuck off you sad cunt" 🤷‍♂️🤔😃

@RupertLowe10 Fuck off.

I always enjoyed visiting Wigan for the football - proper club, proper town, proper people…

Tomorrow’s front page

Farage "I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!" Also Farage: "I will say IRA slogans on video for £80!"

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS