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The polling station was decidedly quieter than the last by-election we had.
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Has anyone noticed that Gianni Infantino is bald? #bald
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I've got 10 spare #Blossoms tickets for Deaf Institute. £85 each or £1,000 for the lot.
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aidan@englandyouth·
If you thought Declan Rice was A* on set pieces, just wait until you see what Reggie Watson can do. Son of former Premier League player Ben Watson and #England youth international. Huge ceiling.
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Pippa Crerar@PippaCrerar·
EXCL: George Cottrell transferred $2m to his mother days before her donations to Reform UK. Sources say Fiona Cottrell told bankers the transfers, received 24-72 hours before her donations to the party, came from her son. Another important scoop from @Annaisaac theguardian.com/politics/2026/…
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The Rock Revival@TheRockRevival_·
Should The Royston Club be considered festival headliners next year? 👀
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Ross McCafferty@RossMcCaff·
"wasn't he once one of the goodies? Not anymore, he's a baddie. Oddie is like a bearded catherine wheel, scything through the crowd."
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I’ve eaten too many chips.
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Been craving one all day.
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What the cellophane on my Aldi shepherd’s pie sees before it goes in the microwave.
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Can't even use a fucking beer mat.
Montgomery Toms@MontgomeryToms

Our pub policy at @RestoreBritain is amazing. Bring back smoking in pubs. Bring back liberty, and your right to do what you want on your own private property. You don't have to go into a pub. You don't have to go into a smoking room. You don't have to smoke. It's called the free market. It's called being right-wing. It's called opposing Blairite bureaucracy and socialism.

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