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@Delta reached out to Customer Care about Case 18804013 regarding an expired eCredit. Disappointed that as a loyal flyer, there’s no flexibility here. Can we look into a one-time extension so I can book my next trip? Thanks

@lzndon Hi Randy

︎You have 24 hours to say hi to Randy

Same

@Royal_Stein Got you. Credited you as well. Thanks for the great tweet!

When that one friend starts talking about conspiracy theories

When you see someone in public not wearing a mask

Meanwhile in Florida

America rolling into July like

Well at least we didn’t have to see pics of white girls at Coachella like this in 2020

@cosmoskyle Pretty much

so "curfew" is a police card to play as an excuse to abuse a situation, just like "probable cause" ?

Me after buying 10 avocados

@cosmoskyle Unfortunately I think you’re right

@cosmoskyle Yo anyone but Trump bro

@Honda Yoo y’all need to release an all electric civic. I’ll be your first buyer.

When your frog is from Texas

Looks like I’ve found the perfect candle

There’s a new sheriff in town

When you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy