helen 👾

Window ‘s 7

Gay dr seuss

@endingmylife4 People getting smug at this need to die today lol! You have never worked in a restaurant during peak hours. BoH will genuinely eliminate your bloodline for custom requests during a rush

ppl always do this difficult shit when it’s crazy busy they’ll like order something then try and modify it to the point of it being an entirely different dish like why ru doing this

this lady asked me if the kitchen would put grilled onions on her burger instead of raw ones when it was liek the busiest we’ve ever been since I started and I was like tbh no they legit won’t do that and she got so mad

currently

@lntelCorp Yeah but I didn’t mean the awesome one 😿👐

@_toesocks Useless mentioned

I’m genuinely useless

Considering some potential career paths

@pisshamster Wow

@_toesocks I mean im gonna go out on a limb here and say realizing you are going to get divorced

Is there any mortification greater than talking to a drunk person while sober

they literally got me #DONOTSPEEDINWESTVIRGINIA

@lntelCorp #beautifulworld

Lowkey every time I get a haircut I also get a new outlook on life

@lntelCorp 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣

I should have been practicing piano 9 hours a day for the past 12 years

Keep thinking I got mad hoes but it’s just all yall posting instants 😑😑😑😑 phone just dry asf 😑😑😑

@connerhea Absolute best possible day at Maggie Walker Governor’s School moodboard

Today is Online Romance Day.

@jayroltv You also had your debounce timer set to negative 1000000ms

did he just get an award for 13 cps???? 16 yr old me was bf clicking 19 god bridging on skywars

@lntelCorp Ouija board

does anyone know why my leg is bleeding

@DurvidImel @cozycapricorn Hitting a quick deathmatch before ranked

2026

@nogginnoticer @heyitsrosexx @Jani__Gee Do you know what equity means or do you just close your eyes and type

@heyitsrosexx @Jani__Gee she gains 2000$ in equity a month saving on rent and he gains 1000$ a month.... fair deal.

if he already has the mortgage covered and still asks you for rent he's not looking for a partner.. he's looking for subsidized lifestyle. charging your girl rent to build your equity is just a financial scam disguised as splitting responsibilities. if there's no ring and no legal stake in the property you aren't building a life together. you're just a roommate with benefits who's funding his retirement plan