Tom
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JP Morgan: “We are sorry to inform you that we will not be moving forward with your application.”
Me:
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Les Battersby makes wrestling debut!
Simulation theory confirmed. 😂
71-year-old Les Battersby struts out to the full Coronation Street theme, milks the crowd like it’s last orders at the Rovers, shaking every hand he can reach, then Status Quo kicks in as he “runs” the ropes like a pensioner who just remembered he left the oven on. 🐢
Absolute glorious nonsense! 😭
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not this rat learning to drive before i do
__eloïse__@dundereloise
I'm in this facebook group where they're teaching their rats to drive > Spark is picking up speed and confidence on the triple-barrier course! She’s still learning how to take each corner wide (as she accomplishes with the first two) rather than tight (like the last, which stumps her).
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When Chuck Norris, as the guest enforcer, took out Jeff Jarrett during the casket match between Undertaker and Yokozuna at Survivor Series 1994.
RIP
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This really turned out to be the most accurate image of this decade
Hamza Yusuf@Hamza_a96
British foreign policy summed up:
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THE DAY THAT ORANGE PEDOPHILE DIES WILL BE CELEBRATED AS A GLOBAL HOLIDAY FOR ETERNITY ✊✊✊
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The wrestling autograph stalkers showing up to his court date is incredibly funny.
Marissa Alter@MarissaAlter
JUST IN: WWE’s Vince McMahon arrives at Stamford Superior Court on reckless driving charges for a three-car crash in Westport over the summer. Prosecutors allege he was swerving in and out and going up to 90mph on the Merritt Parkway. Fans were waiting for his arrival. @News12CT
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cena could've single handedly sold out wembley man
Andrew Baydala@AndrewBaydala
Currently 57,325 in line(virtually) for John Cena's final match in DC. Could have more than likely sold out a stadium. #WWE #SNME
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Bro said "what's better than money? TWO MONEYS!" I respect it
Drainmaker@TheDrainmaker
WWE apparently sent AEW a Cease & Desist letter for putting Andrade on TV as he broke his 90 Day non-compete clause after getting released. Bryan Alvarez: “I was told that Andrade is not hurt. He didn’t get himself fired. Apparently something is up involving his WWE non-compete. When he was fired, remember we were told WWE didn’t care.” Dave Meltzer: “That is what I’ve been hearing was WWE sent a letter and AEW obviously didn’t know. AEW obviously believed that there was no non-compete.” (via Wrestling Observer Radio)
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JUST IN:
Netanyahu has been diagnosed with non-threatening bronchitis.
His personal physician has advised him to rest, leading him to cancel his ongoing corruption trial testimony at the Tel Aviv Court.
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The Boys was supposed to be satire
Covie@covie_93
BREAKING: Lara Trump will be performing her critically reviewed single to close the TPUSA Superbowl halftime show.
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Def Rebel are reportedly currently on their final contract with WWE.
Though no timetable has been given for when it expires.
(via @BodyslamNet)
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Seth Rollins is believed by some within to be headed for a shoulder or rotator cuff surgery.
(via PWlnsider)
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