Eden Riley

( it’s both)

Am I drunk Or is my phone smashed to shit. You’ll never know

Slow blinking at the neighbourhood strays so they know I love them

The train passing through town sounds like it has asthma

I don’t have baby fever I have kitten fever, but my cat is a grumpy old man who does not want a friend

One of the neighbours is doing karaoke in their backyard. The more songs I hear the more certain of this I am

I hate to be that guy but I think autumn is upon us

@creestache So tell us what shows you’re looking forward to

idk who I am if I don’t have tickets to an upcoming concert

Some of my favourite art galleries exist on the sides of train cars

Getting to pre order books I’m excited about for the library is a major perk of the job

@lizziechristine Check again tonight they’re supposed to show up again

You read Audiobooks. Audiobooks are read. Reading does not occur in the eyeballs. Reading occurs in the brain. People can use their eyeballs to read. People can use their fingers to read. People can use their ears to read. It’s all reading! Any definition otherwise is ableist. 📚

Today I’m going to play my cute little farm sim then I’m going to move cows. It’s a full farm day 😂

1.6 update is here

@DonovanWoods We will listen with that in mind, thank you

I think it’s important to disclose that I recorded much of my new album while wearing shorts.

@MrBrandonVink Make him your roommate and you can watch him do that from the comfort of your home

Hanging out in the sewers with Krobus rn dude just ate three jars of void mayonnaise

@lanawinterhalt They could rectify this by flipping the whole tray at once

I hate this world

All day yesterday I was trying to remind myself to change clocks in the evening. Until about 5:00 when I remember I live in Saskatchewan again.

@lizziechristine Great seats too!

It feels like spring today. The deceit begins