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paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

absolute fucking madness

tickets to see a bad baseball team play are like the only reasonably priced thing left in all of america

Joey Gallo vs MLB The Show & it’s not close

some of yall just fucking uneducated idk

If you ever feel anxious, it could be a sign you’re going to go to hell when you die

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

how it’s gonna feel being a 30 something year old childless adult high on edibles at the new minions movie

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

Is this all there is?

Nico Hoerner and Daniel Palencia back on the same day

they’re all bad defenders arent they

The Timberwolves man…

Moises Ballesteros

chills bro. chills #whatdadogdoin

TK answering Dutch taker 's call