Katie

If I'm making direct eye contact with you while pulling my earrings off and putting my hair up, either something awesome is about to happen to you or something terrible. No in-between.

That little pocket on your jeans is to carry an extra Ramen flavor packet at all times.

@AngrySkycrane Yes

Which are worse: Harry Potter Adults or Disney Adults?

@AngrySkycrane *now*

@_ugh_whatnow Oh you’re a witch now

I've only ever HEARD of this phenomenon, but today it happened to me: I finished both the bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the SAME TIME. I know. I KNOW.

@JPLFR80 Yeah. I don't really know what to do now...

@_ugh_whatnow 😮

@AM77923029 Now that I know it's possible...!

@BranMM Right?! I put it on the calendar.

@_ugh_whatnow Wow! You have witnessed a miracle! 😮

@DMichaelswrites Most likely

@CoolPurpleBass D'oh you're right!

@BooRad859 All is well..just taking a little break. Thank you for checking.

@_ugh_whatnow Checking up on you...

*flamboyant entrance* *hair flip* Ok. What did I miss?

@BooRad859 Thanks Boo!

@_ugh_whatnow And it's awesome to have you here. 🩷

I remember when my mom turned 40 and I couldn't FATHOM ever being SOOO elderly and decrepit. Today I turned 45 and wish I could go back and tell my 19 year old self how awesome it actually is here.

@Thrillkilla1 Hindsight!

@stephboone So good

@bowerygirl My 40s blow every other decade out of the water. Ahh..sweet dumb youth.

@_ugh_whatnow I turned 45 in Nov last year and have to say ....its been really good so far. I don't feel as old and decrepit as my 18 year old self thought 45 years olds were

@benedictsred Figures.

@_ugh_whatnow Some of my finest moments, tbh.

@CraigTake2 @BaseballMomazon I get "fam" a lot now

@brewyeti2 @OliverG777

@OliverG777 @_ugh_whatnow

@BaseballMomazon Hellooooo ❤️❤️

@anguaji Like ....sooooo flamboyant.

@_ugh_whatnow Oh is THAT how it is?