2Ray 2Ruins

@BaseballGabb W take. Ban anyone over 65

@jaye_mays @Molly_RoseCLE Trying this when I get home from work

@Molly_RoseCLE That’s the best part of dogs. Put your spouse in a trunk and your dog in a trunk and let em out after two hours and see who’s happy and who’s mad 😂😂

@hopeygilmore 1- I’m much bigger than you as I am most women so I never think about that 2- nobody nags me another beer I just tell them to gtfo

@srryimally You need a man with zero hand eye coordination: my wife kills me at darts

not talking to zack until he lets me win darts

@JetBomb25 @TimberBams

@TimberBams 😂😂😂

@melissajean98 @JetBomb25 @OliverG777

@UghShh @ferris1436 @OliverG777

@ferris1436 Lol stop, that's actually abuse

idc how many times I do it I will always be so awkward when someone hands me their semen analysis sample 😭

@im2wicked @Beau_KY_

@Beau_KY_ I like it .

Last meeting of the day 🙄 Isn’t that some wild ass lookin carpet?

@duchess_banana @OliverG777

Child [petting the dog]: When animals die do their spirits stay with us? Me: I’d like to think so. Child: So that means right now we could be surrounded by spider ghosts. Me: JESUS CHRIST

The algorithm keeps showing me random people posting about their sobriety Elon really needs to fix some of these bugs

Likely won’t happen, but I’ve always wanted to attend a game at Fenway.

@seaglasssiren @OliverG777

@superbowlpug @OliverG777

how do people eat hot dogs

@UghShh @supermarkusa

@supermarkusa I wanna be the one bewildered by it

I really want to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes