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@thmsnxbt Which country? 😑

@_uncleDanieL_ like my country

Depends on someone's geographical place of birth & location 😭

@AfroJammydodger @FabrizioRomano

@FabrizioRomano @_uncleDanieL_ Emphasis on “consistently”. 👏

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

@NigeriaStories Lmao the Nigerian Army think we'll actually believe them?

No foreign soldier participated in the operation that eliminated terrorist commander, Abu Bilal Al-Minuki. ~ Maj.-Gen. Michael Onoja, Director, Defence Media Operations, has said.

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

Mad. Top striker

@yabaleftonline I laugh in Spanish

South-East City Boy Movement Coordinator, Cubana Chief Priest, Loses APC Primary Election For House of Representatives Seat.

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜 The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

@luxemiaa So sorry about your vagina

One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........

🚨 Chelsea have had a direct meeting with Xabi Alonso and final decision is expected very soon. #CFC plan to announce their next manager before the World Cup, talks are accelerating. Chelsea also spoke to Iraola, Glasner and Marco Silva as part of their list.

😂💔

n consigo acreditar que a escola costumava começar às 7h e eu realmente ia

@TouchlineX @monfortcarlos He'll miss his way and land at Manchester then sign hojlund

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Deco has traveled to London to meet the agents of João Pedro! — @monfortcarlos

@Munalozy Muna, what have you done?

Omo! Please avoid drinking too much water before bed. 💔😭😭

@instablog9ja Mehn... If only electric chairs exist in Nigeria.

Two security guard sentenced to life imprisonment for r@ping a 6-year-old girl repeatedly for six years The National Agency for the Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons (NAPTIP) has secured the conviction and life imprisonment of two security guards in Abuja, James Sule, 30, and Adamu Yau, 25, for repeatedly r@pinga young girl over a six-year period. Justice S.M. Mayana of the Federal Capital Territory High Court, Abuja, sentenced both men to life imprisonment without the option of fine. According to NAPTIP, the victim, whose identity was withheld, was six years old when the ab¥se started in 2016 but was already 12 years old in 2022 at the time when the case was reported. She explained that her grandmother had asked Sule, who worked as the family’s security guard at their residence in Penthouse Estate, Lugbe, Abuja, to repair a faulty toilet. The victim said she was crying over a spoiled cello tape when Sule called her into the toilet, promising to stop her grandmother from punishing her. He allegedly locked the door, removed her pants, r@ped her while covering her mouth, and later thr£atened her with a kn+fe to stop her from speaking out. The agency stated that Sule later involved two other estate guards, Adamu Yau and one Muhammed, who is currently on the run. “The victim endured this traumatic ab¥se in silence for about six years. Over time, the victim’s parents noticed troubling changes in her behaviour. She became visibly agitated whenever Sule entered the house and refused to let him escort her to school or pick her up from the school bus.’’ Her parents reportedly took her to a prayer house where she disclosed to a pastor that Sule, Yau, and Muhammed had been s+xually ab¥sing her whenever she returned from school before her parents got home. NAPTIP said the suspects were arrested, charged to court in February 2023, and later arraigned in October 2023. During trial, five witnesses testified while seven exhibits, including a medical report confirming the victim’s hymen was breached, were presented in court.

@Joemarcu1 Makers of these big headsets no issue time or location for use, na person wey no even get one dey get issues

some guys sef... why you go carry big headset dey waka for road?? you be music producer??

@Joemarcu1 No be say they use your money run am or as they plug am for ear, e dey worry your own. Una no fit ever mind una business se

This is what happens when you are led by clever people instead of morons.

@TheDamiForeign Yeah they arrested her December 2025 for a crime committed in 2026

EFCC don arrest Blessing CEO😳