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@Snukkems_Art @85roblems @miavonmilk @staidindoors No? Did you tell Jelly Roll? Because that’s the story he told.

@_unsweettea @85roblems @miavonmilk @staidindoors Very much he was posting stories on Instagram from the house he lived when he proposed to her. So..no again. You see youre doing that dumb shit where you believe the PR spin, but I was a fan of his back then lol

I was just thinking Jelly Roll probably ended his marriage because his wife's provocative brand was clashing with his faith-centered lifestyle.

@john_turnipseed Easy solution: Don’t sleep

This is what happened to me.

@Snukkems_Art @85roblems @miavonmilk @staidindoors “Established” his music career but he was broke and homeless and she had to give him a room so he didn’t have to sleep in his van so you definitely got something (you don’t)

@85roblems @miavonmilk @staidindoors (They got together after he established his music career and shes very open about her sexual history on her podcast) (Hes also the one leaving her) But besides those little holes you definitely got something (you don't)

@PolymarketSport I’d have beat his ass

🚨TRENDING: A fan passed out at the Knicks parade. She saved his life and he immediately tries to kiss her.

@VincePagano You’re always so kind, Vinnie

@_unsweettea You can borrow my clippers

The seasonal feminine urge to cut your hair short short

@HJB2_0 You have to laugh about how on brand this tweet is

Yours truly said "no" (in other words, "fuck off") to more than 15 invitations to join the "secretive" Dialog society --and to other such societies as well.

@nypost @volatilitysmile Was gonna say @FubarCapital can fix her but she’s already fixed! What an opportunity

Schizophrenic woman who fatally stabbed newlywed in Toronto drug store is shockingly released:' No longer poses threat' trib.al/YnkMPiH

@HJB2_0 @jbillinson Not to mention if Taylor swift wants to get married again

@HJB2_0 @jbillinson Think about the cons you can have all years round. You can even have a cons con.

What if we took a large plot of land in the most densely populated city in the country and used it for 8 football games a year

If you’re a defense analyst and you ain’t got a seat at Peter Thiel’s Dialog what are you even doing

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban. “No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

There’s something extremely losery about thinking you “deserve better” significant other just because your personal circumstances or physical appearance improve.

Never met anyone who carries loose zyns around

@SirajAHashmi Let’s hear how @HJB2_0 feels about this

In spite of this development, I still find this couple to be worse

I’m actually the most at peace when I’m wrapping up work and there is absolutely no rush at all & country music on. It’s the little things in life…

Pls send strawberry cream Dr Pepper

Cc @john_turnipseed

Love me a song that tugs on my heartstrings, hates that it was written by a 17 years old though it makes me feel like a perv