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#NewProfilePic Pretty Penzi ❣❤️ My one love that got away ☺️ Huyu paka alinipenda mpaka akaja kwangu na kukaa siku tatu. Mwenyewe asingemjia, she'd still be enjoying fresh liver in my house. That's the first thing I fed her. 😅😂😂

It's time we take boycotts seriously The first businesses we should boycott are businesses owned by politicians If you know any business owned by a politician in Nairobi, list them below so we can start boycotting them ASAP #RutoMustGo #SabaSaba2025

@AIRTEL_KE six days later, I still have no Internet connection, won't get a refund. You need dedicated customer care line for the smart box who can advise correctly without having to show up to a shop. And there's still no guarantee I'll get my money back. Mmeniwaste

@AIRTEL_KE I'm a big fun of you guys but you're dropping the ball on your customer care for this smart box. One of your agents advised me not to top up the unlimited bundle and buy a normal bundle yet such bundles don't work on this device. That was 21st of this month.

BREAKING: University STUDENTS are now planning for NATIONWIDE demonstrations in all UNIVERSITIES on 2nd September 2024. They say that the so CALLED Town Hall session stage-managed by Ruto on Sunday didn't address their CONCERNS. Kindly RETWEET mpaka iwafikie comrades wote ✊

The NIS raised a red flag over the planned militarisation of the NYS. I am interested in the NIS' position on the same in 2024. If NIS has approved, the short question is: why and what changed since 2014? Let me tag two Senators who might ask this. @RichardOnyonka_ @OkiyaOmtatah

@gidikariuki You want to but at the same time you keep having it held over your head how much sacrifices they made for you.

Most of our parents walijinyima sana when raising us. When you get a chance, rudisha mkono. Make them experience all the things they missed out on. All the missed holidays or breaks.

" I lost ten teeth after I refused a bribe of 9 million " - Busia Senator Okiya Omutata explains how he was tortured for refusing to take a bribe!!!

We all need to be committed to upholding the sanctity of the rule of law in the utilization of public funds. It is our duty to ensure that taxpayers' money is spent prudently and in accordance with established laws, regulations and protocols. I would like call on public officers at both levels of government to promptly report any instances of abuse of office or misuse of public resources before the funds are lost. It is only through openness and accountability that we can maintain the trust and confidence of the public. Let us all stand united in our dedication to serving the best interests of the people and to fostering a culture of integrity and honesty in public service. Let us work together to uphold the rule of law and to ensure that the public good is always our top priority. Let’s all be watchdogs, always remember it is TAXPAYERS money.

When you realize Jimi Wanjigi proposed SGR to Busia from Mombasa at 50bn and it was built at a cost of 600bn; enough money that would have built a rail line to all the major towns in Kenya and still remain with enough to build a tramway for Nairobi. Bring back the death sentence because this is treason.

@chemosi_ @HonAkalSimba Surely he's gotten enough resources by now to go and grab those lands too 😂😂😂

@HonAkalSimba Tag yule landgrabber, he might be inspired to leave us alone.

This Artwork hangs on the wall of the UN Secretary General's office. Fellow Fighters,start investigating about The Ice Wall.They didn't go to the moon,Africa is the largest continent,Map is upside down and South Africa is the North.They lie.Wamejipanga, there's more land.#WakeUp

@DonaldBKipkorir That money you spend on shoes and watches could be invested in private property that could match up to such standards but you're here complaining online.

Why is it & how come Kenya can’t have Naivasha, Nanyuki, Diani, Malindi & Karen be just small beautiful towns like this? Such towns in Switzerland, Italy, US, New Zealand, Portugal, Germany, France et al attract hundreds of millions of tourists & everyone becomes rich. Tourists don’t visit slum-like towns we have. And you wonder why despite Kenya “winning” all tourists Awards, tourists to Kenya average 1.2m … France attracts 60m! Is it so hard for NEMA & City Planning Departments to do it?

@bozgabi Then munaoa, badala ya kuweka bibi zenu kwa boma zao mnawapeleka kwa boma za mama zenu then wonder mkishinda kuitiwa makesi.

Nimeishi kuona madem wanaishi pamoja lakini kila mtu ako na gas na vyomboo zake alafu we uko hapo unajaribu kuelewa wasichana😂.

Can Madam Wilfrida Mokaya, the Chief Registrar of the @Kenyajudiciary, confirm to Kenyans the following: 1. That the Office of the CJ has a slush fund in the budget called "confidential vote," in which the CJ draws over 50m Kshs a year without any oversight or accountability. And that nobody knows how this Kshs 50m per year had been spent in the last three years. 2. Can Ms. Mokaya confirm to Kenyans that both CJs Mutunga and Maraga didn't operate this "confidential" account. 3. Can Ms. Mokaya confirm to Kenyans that during the past heavy rains the PRIVATE residence of the CJ was flooded and that the CJ was temporarily moved into a rented premises (rightly so in the view) and that the judiciary subsequently repaired the private residence of the CJ at over Kshs 25 million? And without any budgetary approval or @jsckenya approval? 4. Can Ms Mokaya compute for the benefit of the Kenyan taxpayer how many poor students can be sponsored to study in local universities if CJ gives up the confidential vote of Kshs 50m annually and allowed the same to be relocated to bursary funds? And refund the money used to renovate her private property! 5. If 1, 2, 3 and 4 are true, will Ms. Mokaya urgently write to and invite @EACCKenya and @DCI_Kenya to move in and investigate the crime scene in public interest. 6. In reading this tweet and acting upon the same, can Ms. Mokaya please seek legal opinion on her duties/obligations under Article 10 of the constitution.

@Mr_Elmami Has anyone found out who that guy was? We want to say his name. #RutoMustGo

When I stated that I had received reliable reports that Zakayo @WilliamsRuto had murdered and cremated 300 Kenyans at the Kahawa Barracks on or about June 25, 2024, some state/NIS agents masquerading as activists called me names and claimed that only 60 Kenyans were killed. “That number is too high”, they hissed. “Where are the relatives of the cremated?” The state agents pretending to be human rights activists yelled at me. They shouted at me before any credible independent investigations had been conducted. They were more interested in defending Ruto than establishing the truth. They are the same people who were constantly discouraging protesters from marching to State House. They pretended to care about the casualties when the truth is that they had been planted to ensure the GenZs did not reach State House. So, where did the 200 plus unclaimed bodies Looter Sakaja wants to dispose of come from if Ruto had only murdered 60? Where are their relatives? The revolution will succeed AFTER we have EXPOSED and DISCARDED NIS and CIA and agents pretending to be human rights defenders from our midst. We must not allow infiltrators to distract and sabotage the movement. Discipline, focus and integrity are the sine qua nons of revolutionary success. Viva! #FreeRochaMadzao #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGoNow #RutoNaRailaMustGo

@iamjuddah Too late. Tutaconnect ma star link na simu lini?

Safaricom is set to slash internet prices in bold response to the surging dominance of Starlink

@Tilipiii @mbiti_mwondi Women know better than to date kale men of they aren't kale themselves. We didn't take hints from there when it came to leadership. Wanaogopwa for a reason.

@mbiti_mwondi Ok , president's from Rift valley aren't better, tested twice and approved.

Kipchirchir Samoei William Ruto will be the worst Kenyan president mpaka dunia iishe. No one is coming close to that kleptomaniac,he hates Kenyans especially hustlers who voted him with passion. Kenya haina pesa ya walimu but he keeps creating positions for his friends. He has 20 employees working in his communication team. Who will save Kenya?

Dear Mr. Ndegwa & Safaricom team, I hope my message finds you well. I don't know where you were when Mpesa started, but a quick memory flashback will suffice. When MJ became the first CEO of Safaricom and mooted the idea of Mpesa , banks, the top banks were furious. They lobbied and finally had a date with the acting finance minister, then Hon. Francis Michuki, alongside the governor of CBK Njuguna Ndungu. @CBKKenya Banks made it clear that a communication company venturing into the world of money without being a bank is a big no-no. While banks approached CBK 17 years ago, Safaricom is today approaching CCK the regulator trying to stop a fellow communication company. The wise men Michuki and Ndungu paid close attention and disregarded the banks' appeal, allowing Mpesa to continue operating. If banks receive the news that Mpesa will disappear today, they will be the first to voice their objections. I saw a letter asking CCK not to license Starlink but to insist they partner with local players. Why does Starlink need a local player to set up shop apart from the unnecessary broker role, which is not required at all? It saddens me greatly that today a firm that benefited from the free market is busy seeking favors that don't exist in law. The Internet is a necessity and no longer a luxury. As a hotelier, we have camps and lodges that struggle with connectivity, and even what we get is hit-and-miss while the cost is insane. In Kenya, there are numerous small towns and schools that lack connectivity. This means that learners and residents of these smaller towns often miss out on the benefits of full connectivity at decent speeds, simply due to their perceived lack of financial resources. Safaricom has no business trying to place obstacles in Starlink's path. Today, Safaricom finds itself in a similar situation to banks, which are attempting to block Mpesa services. Well, what is good for the goose is good for the gander, so please allow Starlink to be. Starlink doesn't require you, Safaricom, or any other player to act as a go-between. This is precisely why Starlink relies on satellite technology, eliminating the need for intermediaries who would only increase the cost. Bw Ndegwa Please wear your creative hat with your team and come up with a counter as opposed to seeking to place hurdles in the path of Starlink. When MJ was asked about Mpesa he said he is not targeting the bank's clientele; he was simply targeting what the banks then described as the unbankable. Those are the clients who could not maintain a minimum bank balance of Ksh30,000. Today, Starlink is also serving the unserved and undeserved in the digital world of connectivity. Well they will also then target Safaricom clients like yours truly here in fact I am using my homefibre to share this message. Instead of trying to stop a river, how about building a dam for a rainy day? Reach out to Starlink to be their partners in Kenya and use your wide network across Kenya to service them. Banks did not insist that Mpesa service go through them but by default that finally happened purely dictated by market demand and not through goverment control or dictates. Please learn to grow the cake to achieve a larger pie, and avoid becoming overly comfortable with a bigger slice of a smaller cake. When you get too comfortable, you get obese don't let Safaricom get too comfortable. Please let Starlink be As always, I choose to remain an optimist. Why Safaricom wants billionaire Musk’s Starlink out of Kenya businessdailyafrica.com/bd/markets/mar…