Paul Smith

@eric_rulinmusic 🤣

@_wordgetsaround They’ve got to be made up 😂

You know you're getting old when there's a poll on your feed to vote for your favourite of 4 listed bands (using a matched emoji) and you've not heard of one of them 😞

@eric_rulinmusic You can only save one The Snuts 😂 Red Rum Club 😢 The Lathums 😮 The Royston Club ♥️

@_wordgetsaround Who was on there? 😂

I thought it was our ability to love that made us human. Turns out it’s our ability to select every image containing traffic lights.

@LegacySiu Thought of Hull City in 6 seconds

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

📅 On this day, 29 years ago, Trevor Sinclair scored the best overhead kick of all time. ✂️ 🗣️ Alan Shearer: “That is one of the best goals you will ever see in the Premier League.” Utterly stupendous. 😱

How are we not here yet? 🤔 #Trump

It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup. So much to enjoy here: - The shoes - The denim - The melodic slow-mo - And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling This is CINEMA.

It's the Sundayiest Sunday vibes ever. Anyone else got that feeling in their stomach. Not even had the Antiques Roadshow on! 🥴 #sundayvibes

2026. Surveying the Savannah of what will be, and what we can make it to be. #CatsOfX #CatsOfTwitter #NewYear2026

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Rio: please stop saying guys. Proper cringe 😬 #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup

We had an official complaint from a lovely gentleman about this billboard. He claimed he'd seen it in a station and was absolutely disgusted and demanded it be taken down. We explained it was never up. Sometimes the complaints will be false.

Great night at Taunton College for our AI event for @digisomerset co-hosting with Natasha Astill Thank you to our wonderful speakers, sponsors, partners, board and of course our guests. #digitalsomerset #ai

𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 🍾 Congratulations to Frankie Phillips, who was named Man of the Match by Word Gets Around All Stars 👏 No clean sheet, but some top-drawer saves from the on-loan keeper, who delivered another calm and composed performance between the sticks. Well done, Frankie! #UpThePeacocks 🦚

We're match sponsors today at @TauntonTownFC Let's hope the team can get 3 points 🤞

@fesshole *puts down a plate of lasagne* Like the devil's version of this wonderful childhood toy.

Once after scratching my bum hole I had a couple of those little worms on my finger. I ate them. I often wonder about their journey back to my ring piece. Quite the adventure I expect. Like Frodo & Sam going to Mordor or something.

@fesshole Thanks for the heads up. Darude's 'Sandstorm' will have to take a back seat to this now.

I'm a paramedic. To help me keep the right tempo while I'm doing CPR on someone in cardiac arrest, I sing Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees in my head.

@fesshole Pubs are already shafted and on their knees due to high rent, staffing, duty, vat and energy costs. I'd rather support them to keep the heart of my small community alive than rob them and see them close down.

My local has a very pretty, but very ditzy, barmaid. We've discovered that adding another drink onto your order after she's already poured a couple will lead her to forget at least one of the earlier drinks. Cheaper rounds.

@Fobsee @fesshole This is the logic we seek. Why would larger, longer items be clipped lower to the ground on the inside? I worry about the way their toilet rolls face.

@fesshole Your husband is right, but not from a privacy point of view, but from a science point of view, larger garments will dry quicker on the outside…🤷🏼‍♂️😉

I don't let my husband hang out the washing as he does it wrong. He insists that pants should go on the inner ring, with larger items on outer rings. He's worried about neighbours knowing we have 'em. I do it right with knickers on the outside and shirts in the middle.