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Katılım Kasım 2015
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There is a saying in China: "a thousand fierce dragons cannot seize the dumpling of one peaceful frog". I don't know what this means and I'm not actually sure they say that there, I've never been and don't speak the language. But I try to live by those words
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I hope this email finds you horned up. If not, don’t worry! You will be after reading. Best, The Arouser
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The denizens of my mind palace are under siege and have begun eating the various delectable foods i rotate in there
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Dont come to my magetower pouring big cups of elixir
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@perpetua Since She Started to Ride - Jonathan Richman maybe counts Country-Sam Evian
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Matthew Perpetua@perpetua·
I never crowdsource playlists because it's lazy & annoying to me, but this one would be incredibly difficult to research otherwise: I'm looking for COUNTRY SONGS BY NON-COUNTRY ACTS - pastiches, one-offs, goofs, cash-grabs, etc. this should give you some idea of what I mean...
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@dawnposts El Bueno y El Malo - Hermanos Gutierrez
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whats a good album to put on while i read
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the heart@Fredward3948576·
I need followers that will give me money for being beautiful. I'm not going to post any pictures to prove it. You just have to trust me
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River spirit actin a damn fool today. So much for fording
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Me battling intrusive thoughts of an everton relegation
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I used the eclipse as an opportunity to steal a bunch of shit out of peoples pockets. After that i still had time to appreciate the sublime beauty of our two dearest celestial objects dancing in divine harmony
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I know this is pretty much empty but believe you me. It was full when i got on
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Its crazy that people dont know you can just drink a draught beer on the subway. No one cares
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Recent google searches: -best fletchers downtown bk -full service organic potion sellers bed stuy -quest givers nyc whimsical intermediate difficulty -authentic dwarvish restaurants greenpoint
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Mitya@Discollaborator·
Where on your resume would you put "childlike sense of play"?
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@Discollaborator He sucked me up and gained a deep appreciation for nihilist literature
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I know Kirby personally, and he's like that in real life too
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