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Yeah Claude this Claude that but what the hell man i ran out of tokens after three prompts

Want

Prof Zizek bila KJ ajak mai podcast dia

this is simultaneously the funniest and most absurdly niche video I've watched in a long, long time. hahahaha bro, God dang I'm still laughing way too hard. "becuh thehh stooooooped. because thehh so stoooooopeddd that they akshullee smahht 😌 🫳....dah make sen guys? dah make sen? 🫳..." lololol absolute S tier professor Jiang impression. absolute S tier content. it actually *might* be a better Jiang Xueqin than Jiang Xueqin himself could even do. truly.

> I'm a managing editor at Elsevier. > I did my PhD in English literature. > I was on the job market for four years. > I got 53 rejection letters. > Then I joined the academic publishing industry as an editor. > One day my boss said we should start an open access program. > I said great idea. > How much should we charge? He asked. > $11,000 per article, I said. > Nobody would pay this much money, he said. > They will. I told him. > I'm the only person in the room with a humanities PhD. > I know what they'll pay. > We launched the tier at $11,000. > We called it Gold Open Access. > We told researchers open access papers get more citation. > As expected, researchers paid $11,000 per article. > I made Elsevier $15 million in the first year. > I got a $500,000 bonus. > I bought a flat in Stockholm. > Last week I introduced anther tier in our open accss program. > I called it Premium Gold, cost only $25,000 per article. > Elsevier CFO called it "exceptional revenue capture." > My assistant said $11,000 it too expensive for researchers from low-income countries. > I introduced the waiver program. > The waiver requires a written application with a notarized proof that researchers can't afford to pay. > Processing the application takes six weeks. > Actually, it doesn't. I reject all applications. > We mention the waiver in every panel. > A senior researcher in India sent me an angry email. > He included numbers on Indian academic salaries. > I asked him to recommend his university to buy an institutional subscription. > The university asked Education ministry for money. > Education ministry got in touch with us. > I quoted $715 million. > My bosses said India would never pay such a price. > I said they will. And they did. > Researchers from univesities that rejected me submit their papers to Elsevier. > I charge them extra $5,000 as my "grief fee." > Last week, a graduate student emailed me asking why we sued Sci-Hub. > I sent her our public statement on "sustainability." > I didn't mention we'd also sued the Internet Archive that morning. > Sci-Hub mirrors our papers for free. > We sued them in New York. > We sued them in Delhi. > We'll sue them everywhere. > The lawsuits are good for branding. > They show we're "defending scholarly publishing." > An APC is a fee. > A fee is a service. > A service has tiers. > Tiers have premiums. > Premiums signal prestige. > Prestige justifies the fee. > The fee justifies the bonus. > The bonus is the metric. > The metric is in my review. > The review gets me promoted. > I'll be Senior Vice President of Elseveir Open Access Strategy by Q3 2026. > I'm going to introduce a new open access tier, Premium Gold Plus: $50,000 per article. > We're launching three more journals this year. > All open access. > I'm speaking at the Frankfurt Book Fair in October. > The panel is called "The Future of Equitable Publishing."

AI cheating has gotten so bad that I now feel genuine affection for horrifically bad essays clearly written by the student

And if you are in Malaysia, using Claude, congratulations, you are in a bubble. We are still early.

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

These are my fav F1 fun videos recently.

My LLM always does this

"What have you tried?"

So catchy

An Iranian analyst on the Qatari Al Jazeera listening to Arabs analyzing and making suggestions, while they do not control their own destiny and have no free will.

GLOBUS - The Soviet Mechanical "SPACE GPS" Before digital computers took over, Soviet spacecraft used something extraordinary: a fully mechanical navigation computer called Globus. Installed in missions like Vostok and Soyuz, this device used a system of gears, cams, and rotating mechanisms to calculate the spacecraft's position in real time. As the capsule orbited Earth, Globus would continuously update-showing where the crew was above the planet. No screens. No software. Just pure engineering. By factoring in orbital motion, Earth's rotation, and time, the system could accurately track ground position and even help determine reentry timing and landing zones. It was reliable, self-contained, and didn't depend on external signals-making it perfect for the early space age. A reminder that long before digital navigation... spaceflight was powered by clockwork precision. 🌍 / 🌎 / 🌏

Antara soalan yang aku bagi nak tengok berapa ramai boleh betul-betul fikir. Ramai bagi jawapan ChatGPT yang cincai. Mana Sultan pakai kilometer?

no freaking way microsoft recreate this in real life WILD 😭😭😂

"Saya berada di sini sekarang sebab saya belajar sendiri..." "Sekarang semua dah ada AI, YouTube, internet..." "Coding tak payah belajar sebab AI dah buat..." Mate. Be humble.

I think Zizek said something similar about two people dating and having sex. I couldnt find the clip.

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

Oh it's the showers and not genAI data centres that are eating up our drought-stricken water supply huh