Joe

@ZoeGutier Okay but notaries don’t interpret wills…

Cuando abrimos el testamento de mi abuela, nadie se lo creyó: Me lo había dejado TODO a mí. La casa. Las joyas. Los ahorros. Todo. En la notaría, el silencio duró dos segundos. Luego empezaron: “Esto tiene que estar mal.” “Seguro que la manipulaste.” “Vamos a impugnar, esto no es justo.” Mi madre no me miraba. Mi tío apretaba los papeles como si se los fueran a quitar. Yo solo pensaba: “¿Por qué a mí?” El notario repitió, imperturbable: “Su abuela lo dejó muy claro. No hay duda jurídica.” Pero el problema no era la ley. Era el ego. Esa misma noche empezaron los mensajes: “Tú sabes que la abuela no era consciente.” “Lo normal es repartirlo entre todos.” “Si no compartes, rompes la familia.” La familia ya estaba rota. Solo que el dinero la había dejado en evidencia. Una semana después, me llamó el cura del barrio: “Tu abuela me dejó algo para ti. Dijo que vinieras cuando empezaran a decir que eras una aprovechada.” Tragué saliva. “¿Te dejó más cosas?” “Digamos que te dejó munición.” Al día siguiente fui a la parroquia. Me llevó a una sala pequeña… y cuando abrió una puerta del fondo, me quedé parada.

@TheodoreRoosev8 @richcwitter @FrMatthewLC @mbatubayindirli If we’re assuming all the trucks have an equal top speed, then the truck with no acceleration would be the one going the fastest.

@_yourdadsdaddy @richcwitter @FrMatthewLC @mbatubayindirli Wrong. Truck B could be moving along at 20 mph with zero acceleration. The accelerating truck could be accelerating from 60 mph to 80 mph. The decelerating truck could be decelerating from 80 mph to 60 mph. In this case, B would be the slowest of the 3.

Üniversitede kuantum fiziği öğretmeniyim. Keratalara her sene finalde bunu bir sorarım😅

@TheodoreRoosev8 @richcwitter @FrMatthewLC @mbatubayindirli If the truck is moving at the highest speed you can determine it has no acceleration. If a=0 the answer would be B

@richcwitter @FrMatthewLC @mbatubayindirli Acceleration or deceleration says nothing about speed. A could be going 100 mph and just started to slow, while B could be traveling 30 mph.

@SpillTheMemes depositing and cashing a check are not the same thing

😂

@wilmotscore never been a truer statement

Why can you lot never enjoy anything without linking it to your inferiority complex against men

@cuecadolix They aren’t in F1, they’re in F1 Academy.

The concept of everyone idolizing WAGs, calling them "women in Formula 1," when we have REAL WOMEN in Formula 1 and they don't get the attention they deserve, is absurd.

@futchlver @HandsomeJedi @hysterianorris you cared enough to comment dumbass

@HandsomeJedi @hysterianorris why can people like you stop being insufferable? scroll down then. no one cares about your feelings

the f1 academy intro being better than the official f1 intro… everything about women is just better

@44piastri except for when it comes time to race their male counterparts

proof that women are always gonna do it better than men

@unironicallyHP @lecpizazz @81twt so indigenous people and indigenous until their Jewish, then their 2500 year old claim on the land is invalid? Hypocrite.

@_yourdadsdaddy @lecpizazz @81twt I’d say have some shame, have some decency but obviously given your view… ahm ahm u likely 🤌🏻

im going to be mean to the girl. bro why the fuck would you rep a zionist AND wear this fugly ass outfit supporting this fuckass loser. Pick a struggle. however i do sympathise with you a little bit bc imagine seeing your driver being p22 every single race lol eat shit

@lecpizazz love you too cutie

@_yourdadsdaddy okay joe❤️ whatever you say❤️

they’re talking about the fucking ottoman empire in my replies to defend stroll and israel i’m crying😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@unironicallyHP @lecpizazz @81twt Some are, some aren’t. Because the Roman’s conquered them 2500 years ago. But where do you draw the line? If some Israelis aren’t original ancestors of that land should they leave? If some Palestinians aren’t original ancestors of that land should they leave?

@_yourdadsdaddy @lecpizazz @81twt Bitch seriously ❌ these Israelis claiming a right to “their promised land” are in majority European - they are not Semite

@unironicallyHP @lecpizazz @81twt The Arab population living there in the 1940s had prospered from a millennia of Muslim colonialism going back to the Roman Empire. By that logic, the decedents of the original Jewish population are the native owners.

@unironicallyHP @lecpizazz @81twt The romans conquered Israel and expelled the Jewish population who had been there since the kingdom of Judah and Israel. The Roman’s were conquerers, colonists, and slavers. Byzantine then conquered the land, and then the Ottoman Empire.

@unironicallyHP @lecpizazz @81twt Who rightfully owns land?

@_yourdadsdaddy @lecpizazz @81twt Only you are the asshole in this situation. “Genocide isn’t okay” oh wow thanks mate what a great take. People deserve a homeland as long as they don’t steal it by colonising and destroying the homeland of the people that actually deserve it.

@lecpizazz @81twt genocide isn’t okay, but saying people don’t deserve a homeland also isn’t okay. I can admit I’m an asshole, but you can’t admit you’re an asshole too. We’re all assholes.

@_yourdadsdaddy @81twt please stop using your endless excuses to justify genocide

@lecpizazz @81twt that’s not the definition of zionism

@_yourdadsdaddy @81twt anti-zionism is against actions of the current state of israel (aka the people who are conducting a systematic genocide on innocent civilians). anti-semitism is the prejudice towards jewish people, whether or not they represent the actions of the state. they are not the same.

@Jones614Jody @Phyxx_TX @stopdontdothis @gnuman1979 As the other person yes, I can accept pennies, and I can give out what we get in from circulation. But, it’s not much.

@_yourdadsdaddy @Phyxx_TX @stopdontdothis @gnuman1979 As a banker, can you accept pennies still?

That's not how this works.

@Phyxx_TX @stopdontdothis @gnuman1979 Hi, banker here. We are no longer able to order pennies from our main cash vault with Brinks as of December, and can’t give out rolls.

@stopdontdothis @gnuman1979 If you ever had an actual reason to go to the bank instead of the welfare office, you’d discover that you are in fact, wrong.