Ali Barnes

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

Bus driver just bought two boxes of Girl Scout cookies while stopped at damen and Milwaukee

@zadiemc My question was why the hell did Pete sign on for that?

so i’m watching one tree hill for the first time and im just supposed to go along with a 17 year old high school student from north carolina dating a 27 year old pete wentz from fall out boy

@zadiemc Shit was wild

Guys, I have a confession, and know this is hard for me to say… I don’t really know what it means for a movie to be “on demand”

I hope no fish were hurt

I used the word “exuberant” instead of “exorbitant” in a work email today and I will think about this and be embarrassed and feel very stupid until the day I die. Have a great long weekend!

Not only do I not want extraordinary measures taken to keep me alive, the next time I get sick- just shoot me.

How long does it take for deep breathing to relax you?? Cause it’s been like 2 weeks and things seem to just keep getting worse?

Wild how smoking looks so cool but vaping looks so dumb

Is this ABC red carpet very embarrassing or do I just not watch enough red carpets??

Coke Sprouts

Thinking it might be about time for a rebrand

No one tried to groom me when I was a teen 😢

Hey, if we’re not gonna kiss later, do NOT hold eye contact while speaking to me. Thank you.

I love this photo because it invokes primal reactions in people. They are the couple everyone wishes they were in high school They represent the summun of popularity and success Those who fall short this ideal cannot help but feel the sting of envy A mirror into your soul

Defund Starbucks

“It is kinda scary though, cause you’re in Alabama” -anonymous

On my way to talk Christmas album ideas @lakestreetdive

I’m a gyal’s gyal