jon a fon

@tado what do I have to do to get a refund paid back? Returned item 3 weeks ago, nothing. Your AI chat slop is just that. Fraudulent this

@ourrachblogs Don't feel bad. It's just paste, spelt posh

I wish I liked Pâté - seems a really grown up thing to enjoy but my immature palate just won’t let me. Pathetic.

@TansuYegen Bit nomcy

Brooke Shields… twitter.com/thepast1900s/s…

@Tommy_Oldham1 @SuzanneNQNW Rather win two and lose three trying, than DDDDD

@SuzanneNQNW If you set your team up not to lose that's what gonna happen we looked far better when we had ten men. Play two on attack use the wings there three in midfield of Gardner, Colon and Lundstrum isn't working.

“I'm frustrated, but we're not losing. “Don't for one minute don't think I'm not wanting a team that's front foot and scores goals.” MM after a fourth 1-1 draw in a row, and 5th in six games. theoldhamtimes.co.uk/sport/24576556… #oafc

@CBLsupport hi any known outages today? I've lost connection

@Ginger_Tucci Yes. This place has gone from good horrible to bad horrible. I'm off I think

Curious that I blocked Andrew Tate forever ago and yet suddenly his posts are appearing in front of me again. Elon really does have a hard on for right wing, misogynistic, racist & deplorable folk, huh?

@Tommy_Oldham1 Put it back, put it back!!

Seen as everyone has being going on about my hair and my fringe I've finally got it cut. Twitter can sleep easy now.

@Andy_Parmo Both

@Tommy_Oldham1 Greatest of all time

35 Years ago today The Stone Roses released this beauty and absolutely iconic debut album.

Almost certain season 33 without any success. Highlight of this season being a man running like at tit at Barnet away. FFS #oafc

@fattmellows Menace

Just been kink shamed at Ann Summers for asking if they sold dinner lady outfits 😡🤬

@Tommy_Oldham1 Put -iptv in searches. Removes the results. Ie "#oafc -iptv"

Titties you must be lucky all I see is IPTV adverts everywhere #oafc

massive #oafc

@TesticleOReilly Do what feels right, nothing else

@Ginger_Tucci Tory

On the connecting train. A man just asked if I was a Tory because I was going to Didsbury. Aye mate, the only Glaswegian in the train is a Tory. Fuck off.

@sleafordmods No one's bothered

Think we’re shadow banned on insta which is fucking boring. 300 likes for stellar work whilst ‘any fucker can do that band’ get smoke blown up their arse. Ffs

@sam_bambs @NoContextHumans 7 in 1 ?

@NoContextHumans Once again, that is the drinks aisle

@fattmellows Decent tweet

If you’ve run out of mint sauce for your Sunday roast, simply ask your family to brush their teeth before sitting down to their meal

@whingeymum Your tweets are a bit of alright, if that helps?

Every year I tell myself not to succumb to the hype and that it doesn't matter that noone loves me, or quite frankly thinks I'm a bit of alright, but this year all the valentine's day marketing can fuck right off