Alex Turner

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Alex Turner

@aCookieOverdose

Katılım Ekim 2012

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beetle moses@beetlemoses·8h

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doctor worm@awaitingtrial·23h

Guy with no object permanence having sex: 😏😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨

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⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦@pamvonhadder·1d

The childhood dream to pull one of these and leave the house mysteriously

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Maririn~@TopGyaru·21h

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Ti🅰️go Nugent, Composer@TiagoNugent·2d

Skins.com@skinscom

The first shipment of Steam Machines has reportedly arrived in the USA

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Boo@333too3·22h

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost@hourly_shitpost·19h

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karolinawydrafan69@doomgall·1d

she's my funniest mii 😭😭

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Alex Turner@aCookieOverdose·8h

@workingboy212 @HillcrestCardCo The best way to kill any interest in maths is to just make kids memorize everything, that's how you get adults who can't do basic calculus cause they can't just memorize it.

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workingboy@workingboy212·8h

@HillcrestCardCo Were you a short bus student by any chance? This is so convoluted. Good luck doing, idk, multiplication with 5 extra iterations each step of the way. Best way to kill any interest in maths.

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Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥@HillcrestCardCo·1d

Americans think they can homeschool their kids even though they have no number sense and thus get completely confused by elementary math. The fact that you don't understand elementary math anymore shows the weakness of educating children through rote memorization.

Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers

This is stupid. Just add the damn numbers or memorize it. What are we even doing?

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doomer@uncledoomer·1d

getting into hijinks with my chud sons

Things From the Past@pastarchive

Man dressed as the king of billiards and his two sons dressed as the cue ball and 8 ball (1886).

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Robby Kalland@RKalland·23h

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

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SILVERADO! ||🐰//🐺||@Slumdog_Milly·2d

Blue collar Sun Wukong

roger (gemini)@rjpelleg

Once you get the hang of it, the crowbar’s ability to expand and contract is really useful

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standing mascara@makeawish1303·2d

IM CRYING WHAR ARE THESE LYRICS

َ@ZCLFEED

BUT EVEN IF THEY BLAME US ❌ TRY TO FRAME US 🖼️ NOBODY CAN SHAME US 🚫 I'M A SING THIS NEXT VERSE IN CHINESE 🎶

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ْ@jinsei1or8·4d

映像整理してたら出てきた

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@SincerelyLyn Damn the color grading really does make everything look better

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Lyn@SincerelyLyn·4d

yesterday I visited Miyajima! I saw the famous Tori gate out on the water, hiked up Mount Misen, saw several of the local docile deer 🦌 and tried Momiji Manju 🍁