Hebrew Hammer

@its_The_Dr Horatio Kane, from csi Miami (can’t remember the actors real name)

Can you Possibly guess who this is?

@jamessmurray hey doesn’t your drivers license expire in march this year? So you can finally get a new photo lol

@manuukenya Wisdom is always chasing you, but you are too fast

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

@Katch904 Double fisting

Using 2 hands to drink from any type of bottle is a power move

@Katch904 Grounded

I got a stain on my pants

@Katch904 Last name Williams

Somewhere out there is some dude named Sherwin

@Katch904 What about playing a game and not turning it off cause you didn’t have a memory card

Washed mine in the washer machine after like 7 years of saved games. Man I took my PS2 to gamestop the next fucking day

@TMobile booooooooooooooooo

@Katch904 I found one the other day lolol

@aRealJewTyler Lol u know after I lived with you for few months 🤣

A roll of paper towels hate to see me in the kitchen

@Katch904 Dude that can honestly probably happen. It’s okay bud

@aRealJewTyler Bro liam was 10 ft tall and i couldnt find u and niners in the mall and dude im scared

You wont believe the dream I had

@ericvdunn Not enough

Just woke up what happened

I’d rather fly and wait the 8ish hours vs paying $20 billion to take the tunnel tbh x.com/ianjaeger29/st…

These climate activists chose the wrong guy, lmao. x.com/Fight_Master__…

I FUCKING HATE THIS COACHING STAFF @Jaguars FIRE THESE BUMS

@ToddH1995 @mitchkawellart @Jaguars Do the bottom one

Head Coach Doug Pederson meets with the media. #DUUUVAL twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@Jaguars BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO👎👎👎

@jamalagnew Atleast you made the games exciting man :/

Sheeeeeesh