Shingeki no Kyojin

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@cybelethebest hunger signals in the brain turn off ~15 minutes after the first bite

It really seems like people just used to eat much, much less than we do now, and it’s really that simple.

@LucasGageX hasidic homeboy

Another Jewish guy walked up to me in the gym today to introduce himself. At first, I thought he was Italian, with his Brooklyn accent. It seems the local community is curious to meet the former evil "antisemite" they saw on video. I said, "See? I'm not so bad in person."

@Antonia_RUrah @HHitters5 @cryptonews99 @KimKatieUSA its not a question of can. its a question of want. when ur 17, u want people to see u going 80 in the beemer, not the corrola. dont be dense.

@aRumblinMan @HHitters5 @cryptonews99 @KimKatieUSA You know a Corolla can go 80 mph too

Brick New Jersey is mourning the loss of a bright 15-year-old honors student who was struck and killed by a speeding BMW driver while riding his bike to school. The juvenile behind the wheel chose to flee the scene instead of stopping to help. On the morning of May 19 at approximately 6:50 a.m. Jackson Daniel Mueller was biking along Lanes Mill Road near Rhode Island Avenue when a 2021 BMW traveling at high speed hit him. The driver never stopped never rendered aid and never called police leaving this promising young life taken in an instant. Brick police and Ocean County prosecutors quickly identified the juvenile operator through video evidence provided by the public. The driver has now been taken into custody and is being held at the Ocean County Juvenile Detention Center facing serious charges for the hit and run that ended Jackson's life. Jackson was a freshman at Brick Memorial High School an honors student who dreamed of becoming an engineer. He served as an officer in the National Junior Honor Society held the treasurer position on student council at Veterans Memorial Middle School ran track for the high school team and had earned a black belt in karate. In his free time, he loved playing flag football. He was exactly the kind of young American we should all be proud to raise and protect.

@Gargoylegroypa thats not what he said though, is it ?

126 lbs for a 5'9 male is not even in the underweight category. You people are just fucking fat.

@HHitters5 @cryptonews99 @KimKatieUSA a d-class car not an a-class ego inflating car

@cryptonews99 @KimKatieUSA Are you not supposed too let your kids drive when they get a car how could you blame the parents

@magills_ its a failure of the parent. most gen x parents are rtards

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

@RoguesPhilo “We are the music makers… and we are the dreamers of dreams.”

You can just live the video games you like. The last video game I played in 2022 was Red Dead Redemption. I loved the American frontier era and decided to live it full-time here in Central Asia. Soon after, I created the longest horseback riding expedition in the world and now bring dozens of clients yearly to ride and make films in the steppe. Video games are a surrogate activity for conquest in real life, certainly a poison that saps the divine potential from man and channels what "should be greatness" he has into the void. Perhaps video games can be an indication of the exact type of adventure you would be "good at" living if you had the opportunity. Simply make the opportunity for yourself and devote yourself single-mindedly toward its realization. Make the game your reality and command it to generate economic surplus.

I know a teacher in the South Bronx. He was trying to fail some kids who did not come to class once all year. “I wouldn’t recognize them if I saw them.” The computer’s “enter” button was ghosted at 0%. He tried 20%, 45%, 60%… eventually, it went green at 71%. They all got Cs.

@CryptoMikli agreed

Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body “Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support” “She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”

@whitesocksclips latino futurism isnt tongue in cheek

Superchatter asks Nick which race he'd split the country 50/50 with Whites "Chinese are just like soulless. They're rude... they are like bug people... I think I'd have to go Hispanics."

@JennaDoes360 @t_sadiity dont breed

@t_sadiity It's interesting when everyone says water. Bottled water isn’t automatically “healthier.” Many studies have found microplastics and traces of chemicals in plastic bottles and drinking water.

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to‼️‼️

@RighterHR hes not a father so theres really not even a need for him to build muscle if we’re being honest.

Being a skinny male makes other men irrationally angry every time. If you only felt pressured to go to the gym because they complained that you look skinny, you’re not going to make it. You’re basically a grug destined to wageslave in a warehouse until you die, that is your fate.

@Medowastaken @theralkia skill issue

@aRumblinMan @theralkia ahah yeah bro you got me fuckkk your tongue is as sharp as the かたな (katana for the gaijins) hung on the cumstained wall next to your bed. how can i get to your level of wit bro im probably just not watching enough anime and women as a whole dont hate me yet i gotta get on that

Top 1 canon event for a young man is when videogames are no longer fun

@Medowastaken @theralkia dont disrespect your mum like that she tastes just fine

@aRumblinMan @theralkia tf are you talking about there have been so many good games recently I don't even have time to check them out you prob just have dogshit taste

@SpaceWalkerReal Agreed. Take away universal suffrage. Have it earned either through land or business ownership, being a parent/guardian, and/or military service. Outside of those, shows no stake in the future of America.

It's GENUINELY scary to see how many Millenials & Zoomers are living their lives not even HOPING to get married or have children. They are literally going through life with themselves as their only priority, fully okay with dying childless. What this also means is: These people have NO PERSONAL STAKES in the future health and prosperity of our society, outside of the ~100-year window they're alive in.

@JewBimbo looks like shes been crying for a week

Amy Dangerfield and Daniel address the AI porn being spread around of her

@TommyLaRussoLLC @paleochristcon

@whiterage2026 margaret sanger failed at her mission

This is the only race in the country who is constantly in a stampede. Think about how rare it is in the animal kingdom to be in a stampede. Then Think about what it takes for humans to engage in a stampede. Then recall how frequently you see this specific race engaging in a stampede. A stampede? Like, what? This is in large part because Blacks are not Homo sapiens. They’re something else that the scientific community is afraid to admit to. …something hauntingly primitive and feral.

@ZyMazza found the anti social social club-or

Ever since I read that Dale Carnegie book as a child I've been immediately wary anytime someone drops my name while they're talking to me