Aaron Hirsch

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@byesline I dont think they’d ever reach base in 162 games if the Rockies pitchers actually tried

I can’t believe I’m even going to ask this but we’re having a split debate behind the scenes at station… If the Denver Broncos played the Colorado Rockies 162 times would the football players win a single game?

“Ya” “Yea” “Yeah” “Yep” “Yes” “Yessir” “Correct” In the texting/messaging sense, all have completely different meanings in the year 2026

@Hoopss Jordan KD Giannis Wemby Jokic

You got $15 to spend

@nicksadickiquit @DLocke09 Colin = calling Coward = playing with scared money Prosper = profit

@a__aron3 @DLocke09 Tortured stretch with most of these, and I have no idea why Sexton or Coward or Prosper

So the All-Poker Team is C: Nikola Jokic "Joker" PF: Jaren JACKson SF: Derik QUEEN SG: ACE Bailey PG: KINGston Fleming 6th man: Isaiah HarTENstein Any additions

@andrew_kalman @redrock_bball He will absolutely play, just not every game. I’m expecting 7 other guys to play more than him if everyone is healthy

@a__aron3 @redrock_bball McCain 100% will play. I agree, Wiggins has lost himself a spot rotationally.

If the Thunder have everyone available, their bench would have Wallace, Ajay, McCain, Caruso, Jaylin, Wiggins, Joe. That would be a 12 man rotation.

@blouiszel @redrock_bball Actually a warriors fan 😅 just my perspective of what the Thunder plan to do in the event all 12 of these guys are healthy. I don’t see anybody outside of San Antonio/Denver giving them any trouble

@a__aron3 @redrock_bball You guys are f’ing stacked man

@blouiszel @redrock_bball I’m sure he will have multiple games with 35+ minutes and also multiple games with 5-15 minutes. Just the way this rotation will operate The playoffs is always a matchups chess match and cold streaks happen like you said. OKC has the luxury of riding the hot hand at all times

@a__aron3 @redrock_bball Ya I wasn’t even thinking DNP just meant more not play very many minutes if his offense is just ice cold over a few games

@blouiszel @redrock_bball Dort has consistently been the best defender on this team all year and has essentially just earned it. Longest tenured player as well Always possible to get a DNP if he gets super cold but I’d say he’s the least likely behind SGA, Chet, Jdub and ihart

@a__aron3 @redrock_bball Does Dort deserve to always play over all these guys? I’m not a Thunder fan btw. I know what he brings defensively but I feel like he’s been pretty bad offensively this year

@redrock_bball @the_stug0tz Fully agree with that, I just wouldn’t be too shocked to see any of those guards/wings sit for just one game. Playoffs always reveal surprising rotations and this seems to be one of the deeper teams the league has ever seen

@a__aron3 @the_stug0tz Caruso is more likely to start playoff games than be a DNP. A guy of Caruso's calibre is a starting level player.

@redrock_bball @the_stug0tz You’re much more confident than I am about how those rotations could look. Too much talent to guarantee a guy of AC’s caliber will always play

@the_stug0tz @a__aron3 Only way he is DNP is if he is injured.

@blouiszel @redrock_bball Jwill 100% has to be getting run in every game unless his play drastically dips. He’s been that good in his role Joe has been too good for too long as well. this team is too smart to throw Caruso out there in favor of them in ALL situations. Mitchell/Caruso will be the decision

@a__aron3 @redrock_bball I think Joe and JWill are out of the rotation before Caruso. Which is crazy because they’re both very useful players

@patbev21 Pat, you jumped on top of the scorers table and roared in front of the crowd 😭😭 nothing may ever top that

Asking for a friend. I cry when we Win the Play-In game people Say “he’s Overreacting “ Wemby cries after a regular season game people Say “That’s the Love for the Game” Yal love moving the goal post 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

@UnderdogNBA Underdog I love you man but he has been the favorite for week plus

Kon Knueppel has passed Cooper Flagg as Rookie of the Year favorite. Knueppel rookie class rankings: 1st in PTS 1st in 3PM 1st in 3PG 1st in 3P% (min. 100 3PA) 2nd in PPG 3rd in REB 3rd in AST Flagg (foot) has missed 7 straight games and is doubtful vs. the Hornets tonight.

Ranking the last 10 movies Ive watched February 1️⃣Inglorious Basterds (5.0 ⭐️) 2️⃣The Bucket List (4.3) 3️⃣The Talented Mr Ripley (3.9) 4️⃣Zodiac (3.4) 5️⃣Bugonia (3.2) 6️⃣Black Bag (2.9) 7️⃣The Grand Budapest Hotel (2.7) 8️⃣Cocktail (2.6) 9️⃣The Ugly Stepsister (2.0) 🔟Send Help (0.7)

@UnderdogNBA I really hope they aren’t paying this fine because why should they

Rick Carlisle on Pacers' $100K fine for violating the Player Participation Policy: "During the interview (with the NBA), they also asked if we considered medicating (Aaron Nesmith) to play in a game when we were 30 games under .500." Carlisle said that Nesmith could not hold onto a basketball but the NBA "unilaterally decided" he should have played in the game in question, without talking to Nesmith or Pacers' doctors. x.com/kbowen1070/sta…