Simon

@shopaholicsuze Excellent.

@iamsandrasayer There are two sides of me online, this is the everyday me.

So many fake bot accounts. Tell me something that shows you are real?

Twenty Twenty Six.

@NASA @MarkHaydock5 I will for my laptop, which is a space edition Asus.

Experience the magic of our Moon mission wherever you go! ✨ Download free, mobile wallpapers and bring your device into the new era of exploration: go.nasa.gov/4bYzen1

Its been really watching all the coverage from the moon and looking forward to them going around the far side today. Also, its been great reading all the loons comments on here. 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING🚨: The Moon is getting bigger and bigger......... just 60,000 miles left! Image Credit: Artemis II crew

@UKLabour Another Labour sell out.

Labour is guided by the interests of Britain and the British people. And we are clear: those interests require close partnership with our allies.

@ZackPolanski You only have to look at the Scottish Green to see how bad things are when you vote green.

🚨 First time in British history that a party to the left of Labour have topped a national poll. 💚 Hope is here. It's all of us. ✊🏼 Reject hateful, divisive politics - and let's make hope normal again. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@Rxxxxx_xxxxx brown.

Having a debate here so come help me settle it. Bacon Butty Red or brown sauce ?

@theepicmap Becuse of Gibraltar belong to England What kind of stupid question is that from a guy that runs a page on geography. Moron

@Carrot1983 @PolitlcsUK Cake is a made up drug.

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says the Green Party's policy to legalise all drugs would "shatter lives" "As a father of a 17 year old son, the idea that when he turns 18... it would be lawful to provide him with heroin and crack cocaine.. is absolutely disgusting" #PMQs

@neversirius Steggy is still my favourite...

Before you fall in love with me, you should know I follow dinosaurs on Twitter. 🦖

Gregg Wallace announces TikTok 12-hour live cooking show itv.com/news/2026-04-0…

@ZackPolanski A positive result, lets get drilling.

A huge betrayal. Won't lower bills. Won't give us more energy security. Won't insulate from price shocks. And sends a clear message to the world that we are backing new oil and gas drilling.

@sallythomsett Happy Birthday Sally xx

@neversirius My favourite old god.

Did someone knock on my door again?

@ZackPolanski The only thing green about Dave is his followers who believe his bullshit.

Drilling for more oil & gas in the North Sea won't lower bills, it won't make us more energy independent and it won't insulate us from price shocks. A Labour backslide on this would be a huge betrayal. Double down on renewables. Insulate every home. Lower bills, permanently.

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

@ManaByte Still my favourite.

Dear Flat Earthers,

@Keir_Starmer The only thing that is shameful is you sucking up to mass murders.

Shameful. Nigel Farage should do the decent thing and sack him.