Alex Conces

I redownloaded Twitter after a 5 year hiatus, decided to reminisce on the past, reread some tweets, think about fun college days… just to be called “old” by my 21-year-old self. Ouch.

You can find me near the free samples

Happy sweetest day @a_cons luv u girl

@erikaaxrenee journey on over to your closet girl

When you're home alone with the dog so everything they do is your responsibility & it's like I didn't tell her to eat the cats poop I'm srry

Rock bottom ain't rock bottom if you live there

Full tank of gas got me feelin fresh

@blair_VIII I'm also sleep deprived, that helps

In the end we're all just a bunch of atoms clustered together trying to find happiness

@annneliseee Write a persuasive essay on why there shouldn't be banned topics

"Oh I guess you didn't get the joke" LOL no jokes on you. It wasn't funny.

Square cereal bowls should not exist

before my phone dies n while I still got y'all attention: u nighas need 2 stfu n just listen when women r speaking abt issues they deal wit

you could say Aurora is a boring town

@nreminder33 Oh shittttttt

Okay people wtf just happened, I'm stuck at work and I can't see the cavs game

@blair_VIII @SlamJamMason @CMcshannic I don't like your consitution, stick with science

@blair_VIII @SlamJamMason @CMcshannic Does that mean I never actually graduated high school

If I'm staring at you at the gym it's cause you have good form god DAMN calm down I don't want you I just want ur triceps and glutes