Adam Maidwell
3.5K posts
⚠️ Must See: Warning ‼️
Geraldão free-kick for Cruzeiro v Piaui, 1986.
Absolutely stunning ⚽️
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Tony Adams there looking like he has just come back from selling monorails to Brockden, Ogdenville and North Haverbook.
Sky Sports Football@SkyFootball
Tony Adams gives a rallying team talk ahead of the Carabao Cup final! 🔊
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You just popped Mario Kart into your Nintendo 64.
Your two best friends just arrived. Pizza Hut is on the way. You’re allowed to stay up as long as you want tonight.
It’s January 14, 2026 and you desperately need to get a job. It’s getting sad.
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Probably heard the barista calling your name and got confused
Rob Moore@robprogressive
Twice now I have been in Costa Coffee King Cross, & a homeless person came in & literally scooped all the sandwiches & nicked them in front of everyone Both times I asked the server what they were going to do about it & they said “We are told to do no nothing” If we all do nothing, we will lose our capital city, no?
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When that 6th beer gives me direct orders to smoke a cigarette
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Telling the married father of two you’re leaving the Christmas party
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