Joe Williams

@SundayChants @a_maid

Best clip I’ve ever seen in my life 😭 — Tries to send it into the stands… somehow goes backwards — Switches feet and blasts a rocket straight at the bloke in front 😂 — Has another go (he ducks this time) and sends it OUT the stadium

@AndyHa_ @maxrushden @a_maid

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

@BarryRoland19 @a_maid

Day in the life of a late 30s guy in the suburbs (Sunday edition/2 kids): 6:00am— tip-toe downstairs to make some coffee before everyone wakes up. notice an injury you acquired while you were asleep. 6:10— take your first sip of coffee. take a deep breath and— 6:11— hear your wife yelling your name to come and get the 4yo bc she just woke the other one up 6:11— pretend you don’t hear her so you can have just one more sip of coffee in peace 6:11— “I know you hear me! Hello???” 6:12— take your kid downstairs. “What would you like for breakfast sweetie?” “I want pancakes daddy. I love pancakes!” 6:13— make a fresh batch of pancakes for the family. 6:20— “here are your pancakes sweetie :)” “I don’t want pancakes” “huh? You literally said ‘I want pancakes daddy’, and that you love them?” “PANCAKES ARE YUCKY” 6:21— take a third sip of your coffee. it’s cold. your wife yells your name again from across the house.

@tonyhawktruther @a_maid

Imagine showing up to this job at 6am with a hangover

@AwayDaysClub_ @a_maid

📸 Gabriel Silva, Ferroviário’s U-20 goalkeeper, stopped the ball with his face—and the camera caught it perfectly.

@ThrillaRilla369 @a_maid

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours? Now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

@Offsider_ES @a_maid pisswhistler

😳 Qué barbaridad... GOL DE PUSKAS.

@B4D0BS3SSI0N @a_maid

@dqveed @a_maid

Dentist: “how's school going?” Also Dentist: (Right after asking)

@BigBearF1 @a_maid

I bet Rick Astley finds Lent difficult.

@sooaappyy__ @a_maid

gonna name my son garret. short for cigarette

@HoosierSpeaker @a_maid

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

@_DIGB @a_maid

@JesterJum @a_maid

Once I became a parent, I finally understood that Star Wars scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering all of Luke's questions that he just dies.

@MadsPosting @a_maid

"I don't really get jealous" Also me when I see the homeless man drinking at 8am as I drive to work:

@BurnleyOfficial @a_maid

Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤

@luireigns @a_maid

Everybody who said “Wrestling’s fake” is looking kinda dumb right now 😭

@smithy692 @a_maid

🤣🤣

@Dadsaysjokes @a_maid

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

@i_reynolds06 @a_maid

pens fucking upside down 😭😭😭😭