An toe knee

@Carrieh77665603 @JaegerPhil @TheDixieDocks78 @HillsboroughSu1 @Everton @LFC Haha u want him to run the length of the pitch? Grow up

@JaegerPhil @TheDixieDocks78 @HillsboroughSu1 @Everton @LFC Anything about Van Dick celebrating in front of the Everton fans instead of going to their own fans? Even the ref tried to get him and the other dickheads to move. No thort not

@Everton your security needs seriously reviewing for away fans. One of our members has described getting into the ground today with bottles getting thrown at @LFC fans, murderers chants, flares in faces and punches being thrown. Shame on all those involved 😡

@footballontnt What a trophy

Following Arsenal’s loss to Man City, Man United remain the only side without back-to-back defeats in the Premier League this season 📊

😂😂😂

The only banner on the Kop today. “Shove your prices up your arse!” Sing the Kop.

Amount of people at the bars in the ground, shameful

Not a £ in the ground @John_W_Henry #DONTKILLTHEKOP

@SkyBet Tomas Ujfalusi

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@ShitTits_n_Ass Breaking bad Banshee Reacher

@MrBeast @LacyHimself I’ll do it!

@LacyHimself Want me to just trap you in a circle?

I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.

@KopBlock205 Forgot he was playing

I’m sorry, but what is the point in playing Cody Gakpo up top? You might as well play with 10

@eneribehave Ffs, another month closer to hay fever ruining summer

It’s March on Sunday

@StanCollymore Stan, are Vila fans worried of Liverpool and Utd catching them?

We're all Everton tonight aren't we? #COYB

Hahahahaha unlucky scabs @NFFC

@plinketyplink2 Old holborns brother?

The new Terminator film looks shit

Hope we get Everton or Man Utd next round

6’8 and 55kg 🫠🫠🫠 🩻

@DillonJMarston Lmao

Must be shite not having Florian at your club.. couldn’t think of nothing Wirtz 🤣😜👌get it? LOL

@DanMcMahonF1 Small club or the fact they’ve been to Wembley so many times that they’re not arsed?

Just in case you were in doubt....Manchester City fans? Pathetic. It's a semi-final. Empty seats galore. Excuses don't cut it #NUFC

@Keir_Starmer Water rates going up the same time though, in one hand straight back out the other

I grew up in a working class family, so I know what it's like for parents trying to make ends meet. That’s why tackling the cost of living is my number one priority. From April, 300,000 children will benefit from free breakfast clubs, putting money back in parents' pockets.