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Joel McGillis has been charged with kidnapping a person under 16 years of age after allegedly trying to abduct a 7-year-old girl from the playground at Chilliwack Central Elementary School Wednesday morning 😳👀 McGillis was reportedly wearing a purple “bunny-like” mask when a concerned citizen stepped in and brought the child safely back to the school. RCMP released a stock image of the “bunny-like” mask and say McGillis and the child are not known to each other and believe this is an isolated incident.

@Xonitfor @leah35744 @thomasjuneau Enjoy your thoughts about Dicks. Wrong tweet though pal. Racist ass bitch ass.

@aagw @leah35744 @thomasjuneau On crack, you’re the stupid bitch that started replying to me. All I said was that this dude is a bot from another country and that’s typically how they work if they’re not in United States they’re more likely a bot. But you’re a degenerate that got Canadian dick in their mouth

Trump's performance in China has been a unique, extraordinary and embarrassing combination of weakness, obsequiousness, lack of preparation, amateurism, and incompetence. It just seems normal because we've become desensitized by the constant circus.

It’s a show that (to me) is a rare combination of being wholesome and hilarious. It goes on my favorite sitcoms ever. Later seasons lose the appeal but it's beginning is so whacky and endearing, it's forgivable... Badly marketed at the time imo... By the way that was a stupid question and a even more stupid answer 😆.....

⛔️ “I don’t know how much more evidence you need… I’m coming online telling you that my dad, Bryan Cupps - CoFounder of CyberSlice, invented online pizza ordering and Steve Jobs was the first person to order pizza online from CyberSlice… CyberSlice was used to traffick children. It was used to exploit me to lure in my father’s clients. I was trafficked to Steve Jobs and to many of his business associates…” - Madison (Clares) Cupps, who died under mysterious circumstances on April 10th, 2026 ⛔️

@Xonitfor @leah35744 @thomasjuneau You're on Crack lol

@aagw @leah35744 @thomasjuneau Gay boy??? Canada is a home of homosexuality you stupid degenerate you gotta stop with that retarded shit bro you’re a fucking piece of shit and stay out of our politics and stop trying to twitch them up by saying Trump said something that he didn’t

@Xonitfor @leah35744 @thomasjuneau Take your meds gay boy

@aagw @leah35744 @thomasjuneau You must be a Canadian faggots as well. Stay out of our politics while your country is being destroyed. Trump is fixing hours you stupid degenerate go back to your stupid ass country and hopefully we see deportations ramp up for you guys.

🇬🇧 Royaume-Uni : INCROYABLE ‼️ Un agent en combinaison intégrale « nettoie » une station de métro londonienne en posant pour les photos pendant qu’une passagère filme l’absurdité : il ne frotte rien, il met en scène. 🎭

@Xonitfor @leah35744 @thomasjuneau You projecting? Who thinks of those things if they aren't a super faggot

@leah35744 @thomasjuneau Don’t let Canadians talk about American politics. They can’t even figure out what to do on her side. Let alone tell us what’s going on over here all that Canadian faggots has to do is just sit back on his dildo and rest his neck. Nobody cares what he has to say.

@Xonitfor @emsuncleronnie @KillaKreww Nah u still retarded lil imbecile

@aagw @emsuncleronnie @KillaKreww You do realize that I’m using voice typing you fucking retard I don’t care about having everything spelt out correctly. You imbecile this is in my life to be on here. Don’t get mad at statistics and fact that everybody sees in the world

Waka Flocka CONFRONTED Jake Paul over wanting to do BLACKFACE in response to Druski’s Erika Kirk skit and educated him on why it’s WRONG and can’t be considered funny 😳👀 “Grandma of people might have experienced that torture ..nobody experienced torture with white face “

@ThrillaRilla369 The truth is far more terrifying than anything you could ever imagine..

Did you know that if you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants together in a jar, they usually coexist peacefully? But if you shake the jar hard, they immediately turn on each other and start killing one another. The red ants see the black ants as enemies, and the black ants see the red ants as enemies. Yet the real enemy is the one shaking the jar. The same thing happens in human society. Before we turn on each other, we should stop and ask ourselves: who is shaking the jar?

So you’re telling me that the guy promoting the jab during the Plandemic, is the same guy that posted the vid on the cruise ship with the Hanta virus?

He went up to strangers and used the wildest, most cursed filters on them and their reactions were absolutely priceless

bruh

Man places black caulk on his car roof and the reactions are hilarious: 😂

Woman is going viral for telling this about Arthur 😳 you learn something new everyday! 😭

Two besties put unleaded gas in their diesel UTV… and instead of panicking, they said “if boys can do it, how hard can it be?” 😂 They hit the tractor supply store with the list of items they'll need, picked up some diesel at the gas station, siphon out the unleaded, spent hours in the dark with flashlights and tools, crawled under the machine, flushed the lines, changed the filter — while cheering every bit of progress they made. Fast-forward to the next morning: they hike back with the portable jumper, and try firing it up and few times… and when that engine finally roared to life? Epic victory dance complete with huge smiles, cheers, and pure “we did it!” energy! Sometimes the best stories (and the biggest confidence boosts) come from rolling up your sleeves and figuring it out together. Have you ever tackled a “this should be a guy thing” fix and nailed it?

Jesus christ 🤮

@Michael76365325 @MrGODDAMMNIT @JOKAQARMY1 Word. Like mannequin type fake.

@MrGODDAMMNIT @JOKAQARMY1 Looks fake to me

Issac Kappy Alleged suicide 🤔